Jul 2, 2009

The Piggy Equations (Sorry x halal) haha

Some interesting theories about human and pigs:


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work

in other words,

Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

therefore, Men - earn money = Pigs

in other words,

Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

therefore, Women - spend = Pigs

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:

Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs

Wish all the pigs happy forever.

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