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Susah sgt ke nk jadi engineer????? hhhhhhmmmm.

2011-03-22T20:54:00.004+08:00

It seems that anybody can do my job as an engineer with a govt link company..
The criteria that u must have are:

1. able to speak and write english, bahasa malaysia but mandarin is preferable.
2. able to walk 2-3 km a day in the hot sun, rain or whatever weather that this state able to hit you.
3. thick skin (muka tebal).. direst transalation,hahahaha.
4. able to socialize: make joke and people do understand.
5. able to push paper to the relevent people.
6. the most important, tak senang dpt home sick.

So, why do I need a degree at the first place. for me personally, i think that anybody who finish their spm can work at my company as a engineer.
So to all new SPM student or school leaver, if you already got your result why dont you apply for my position. maybe you are better at this than me.. the pay is good plus benefit.

So, why am i still here?? only god knows.... maybe here is where i belong.
But,my resignation letter is already in my laptop , waiting to be printed. so what is stopping me from sending it in the morning. NOTHING !!!! NITE NITE

Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik... Part 2

2010-10-11T08:54:00.005+08:00

SAMBONGAN...

Untuk part 2, saya akan menulis mengenai peperiksaan memasuki skim perkhidmatan awam malaysia. Semasa saya mengambil perperiksaan ini, saya terjumpa ramai orang yang telah mengambil ujian ini untuk beberapa kali dan tetap gagal. Ada yang menelaah untuk berminggu dan ada yang tak baca apa2 langsung. Jadi, di dalam post ini , saya akan berkongsi mengenai macam mana saya berjaya lepas untuk percubaan yang pertama dan tips utk bakal penjawat awam.

Ujian ini akan berlangsung dari pukul 8 pagi hingga lebih kurang pukul 4 petang. Tetapi ada break untuk lunch selama 1 jam if saya tidak silap.

Peperiksaan ini mempunyai satu (1) bahagian dan dibahagikan kepada lima (5) seksyen iaitu:

Seksyen A - Pengetahuan Am Mengenai Malaysia dan Alam Sekeliling

Seksyen B - Daya Menyelesaikan Masalah

Seksyen C - Kefahaman Bahasa Inggeris dan Bahasa Melayu

Seksyen D - Esei Bahasa Melayu

Seksyen E - Esei Bahasa Inggeris

SEKSYEN A - PENGETAHUAN AM MENGENAI MALAYSIA DAN ALAM SEKELILING.

Masa : 45 minit

Bilangan Soalan : 60

Dalam seksyen ini calon dikehendaki mengetahui secara umum perkaraperkara berkaitan dengan pemerintahan di Malaysia dan juga perkaraperkara yang berkaitan dengan pengurusan sumber manusia / infrakstruktur, pentadbiran dan pembangunan wilayah / tanah / daerah/ tempatan, pengurusan sumber ekonomi, pengurusan sumber kewangan, hubungan antarabangsa & hal ehwal luar negeri, pengurusan teknologi maklumat & komunikasi, keselamatan dan pertahanan negara serta lainlain perkembangan. Tujuan seksyen ini adalah untuk mengukur daya kesedaran calon terhadap perkara yang berlaku di dunia sekelilingnya pada amnya dan Malaysia khasnya.

Contoh soalan:

1.	Kekuatan gegaran gempa bumi diukur menggunakan alat ( diberi oleh website spa)

	A. Mercalli B. Seismograf C. Spektrometer D. Fotomikrogafi Jawapan: B

2. Dimanakan Piala Dunia 2010 akan berlangsung?? ( cth soalan yang saya ingat)
A. England
B. Finland
C. Malaysia
D. Afrika Selatan
JAWAPAN: D

tips: semasa ujian saya, ada soalan mengenai 1malaysia konsep, NKRA dan sebagainya. So jangan lupa membaca mengenai isu semasa. Ada rakan saya yang mengambil sebelum saya, perlu jawab mengenai islam hadari. So, pembacaan mengenai isu semasa amat penting. jgn gopoh untuk menjawab, kerana jawapan kepada soalan ini amat jelas so if anda telah baca walaupun siket, ia akan banyak membantu.

Seksyen B - Daya Menyelesaikan Masalah

Masa : 45 minit
Soalan : 40 Dalam seksyen ini calon dikehendaki menyelesaikan masalah-masalah yang dikemukakan menggunakan

(i) kemahiran logik
(ii) kemahiran menginterpretasi data
(iii) konsep-konsep matematik

tips: didalam bahagian ini, bagi graduan mmg takde masalah. semua soalan adalah perkara logik. bahagian matematik maybe susah siket bagi sesetengah kita yg selalu pakai kalkulator kerana pada periksaan yang saya duduki memerlukan anda menyelesaikan masalah tanpa bantuan. just by using ur mind .

Contoh soalan:

1. 123456 terbalikkan , anda dpt bentuk apa?? (soalan benar)

A. 654321
B. 321456
C.123654
D.123456

Jawapan: A




2. Berikut ialah jumlah calon Berjaya dipilih mengikut Latihan Separa Perubatan bagi 6 skim paling popular pada tahun 2009.

JUMLAH CALON BERJAYA DIPILIH MENGIKUT SKIM TAHUN 2009
	Perkara	Bil.	Peratus (%)
	Jururawat	1,500
	Penolong Pegawai Perubatan		18
	Juruteknologi Makmal Perubatan		12
	Juru X-ray	100
	Penolong Pegawai Kesihatan Persekitaran	50	2
	Pembantu Farmasi	100


a.	Jawatan paling diminati ialah jururawat. Berapa peratuskah calon yang berjaya dipilih untuk mengikut latihan bagi jawatan tersebut? A. 25 B. 55 C. 60 D. 65 Jawapan: C

b.	Berapa ramaikah calon yang berjaya dipilih mengikuti latihan Penolong Pegawai Perubatan? A. 400 B. 450 C. 455 D. 500 Jawapan: B

3.	Fahmi mengambil masa purata 6 minit untuk menanda 1 skrip kertas esei. Jika Fahmi memperuntukkan masa 2 jam sahaja dalam 1 hari untuk menanda kertas peperiksaan tersebut, berapa harikah masa diperlukan Fahmi untuk menanda 300 skrip kertas esei?

	A. 13 B. 14 C. 15 D. 16 Jawapan: C

Seksyen C - Pengertian dan Kefahaman Terhadap Esei-Esei Masa : 35 minit Bilangan Soalan : 20 soalan Dalam seksyen ini calon dikemukakan 4 petikan esei yang mengandungi antara 300 hingga 400 perkataan setiap satu; 2 dalam Bahasa Melayu dan 2 dalam Bahasa Inggeris. Setiap esei mengemukakan 5 soalan yang menguji kefahaman dan pengertian calon terhadap esei berkenaan. Bagi esei-esei dalam Bahasa Melayu soalan-soalan adalah dalam Bahasa Melayu. Bagi esei-esei Bahasa Inggeris soalan-soalan adalah dalam Bahasa Inggeris. Soalan-soalan berasaskan kepada esei yang dikemukakan dan bukan pengetahuan atau pengalaman calon. Soalan-soalan tertumpu kepada perkara-perkara berikut: (i) Perkara penting yang dinyatakan atau tujuan utama esei; (ii) Penerangan atau kenyataan yang nyata dan jelas dari esei; (iii) Kenyataan ataupun pemikiran yang disindir atau ditempelak dari esei; (iv) Aliran pemikiran dan asas-asas perbahasan penulis; (v) Perasaan penulis sama ada menyokong atau menolak, memberi pendapat yang bebas suka/duka dan sebagainya

Contoh Soalan It was the day before Independence. Our class teacher announced that the next day would be a holiday. My class of eight – to- ten-years olds exploded with joy. We did not realize the significance of the event. To us all holidays were wonderful and causes for celebration in themselves. The bell rang. Actually, the ‘bell’ was a long iron bar hit several times with an iron rod by Imran, a Standard Five pupil, who happened to be the headmaster’s son. Besides being entrusted with the august task of signaling the start and end of school, he was the only pupil to wear a wristwatch. The pupils filed out of the classrooms to make their way home. Most of them walked the mile or two to their homes while a few rode bicycles. There were about twenty bicycles belonging to both teachers and pupils’ parents parked under a large angsana tree behind the school. I was one of the lucky ones. As I made my way to the tree, I saw that my sister Fatimah, was already waiting for me. I would ride with her on our father’s old but famous Raleigh. My father was one of the few in Sanglang, our village, to own a bicycle. Ah Seng one of the three shopkeepers in the village, had told him that Raleigh was the best make in the world. It was an English make, therefore it was superior. I observed that every part the tyres, pedals, dynamo, light bulbs was manufactured in the nation our teacher described as the richest, the most powerful on earth and having widespread colonies including our country, Malaya.

Our Ways by Ismail Husin

1. The pupils exploded with joy because A. it was a day before Independence. B. there will be a celebration in the school. C. they are happy the class teacher announced a holiday. D. they will be attending a significant event. Jawapan : C

2. Imran is A. a student born in August. B. the owner of the iron bar and iron rod. C. the only student who owns a Raleigh. D. the headmaster’s child. Jawapan : D

3. Why does the writer consider himself lucky? A. His sister is already waiting for him after school. B. He is able to park his bicycle under the angsana tree. C. He rides his father’s Raleigh to school. D. He knows every part of the bicycle. Jawapan : C 4. I have been working on this paper for over six hours and now I feel completely ___ A. exhaust. B. exhausts. C. exhausted. D. exhausting. Jawapan : C 5. I am at the office today but my boss is not. He _____ for a meeting in Jabatan Perdana Menteri. A. go B. goes C. is going D. gone Jawapan : C

Pengunjung restoran di sekitar Lembah Klang mungkin pernah mengalami situasi pelayannya membawa makanan atau minuman lain daripada yang diminta oleh pelanggan. Hal ini kerana kebanyakan pelayan di restoran jenis ini adalah warga India dan China yang bekerja, menggantikan rakan mereka yang baru tamat tempoh lawatan ke negara ini dan mereka tidak tahu langsung bercakap Bahasa Melayu atau Bahasa Inggeris. Peningkatan warga asing ‘hilang’ di negara ini dikesan sejak kerajaan memperkenalkan pemberian Visa Waktu Ketibaan (VOA) pada 2006 bertujuan menggalakkan lebih ramai pelancong melawat negara ini. Namun, selepas kira-kira dua tahun diperkenalkan, kerajaan mendapati hampir 30 peratus daripada 251,908 visa yang dikeluarkan disalahgunakan. Sebahagian mereka pula menjadikan Malaysia sebagai transit ke negara ketiga melalui bantuan sindiket antarabangsa. Apakah mereka ini benarbenar datang sebagai pelancong ? Jawapannya, ialah hanya sebilangan kecil rakyat negara terbabit berbuat demikian kerana ramai yang datang untuk bekerja, bukan saja secara haram malah melakukan kegiatan haram seperti jenayah dan pelacuran. Malah tidak salah untuk kita mengandaikan peningkatan jenayah sejak kebelakangan ini juga disebabkan oleh kehadiran ‘pelancong’ ini. Perdana Menteri juga turut melahirkan kebimbangan terhadap masalah ini. Kita memerlukan kehadiran pekerja asing dan pelancong untuk memacu pertumbuhan ekonomi tetapi kita tidak mahu kedatangan mereka menimbulkan padah kepada rakyat tempatan dan masa depan negara. Dalam hal ini semua pihak harus beusaha mengatasi masalah ini walaupun sukar ibarat kata peribahasa “tertumbuk biduk dikelokkan, tertumbuk kata difikiri”. Jangan hanya menunggu Perdana Menteri bersuara, barulah pelbagai pihak termasuk ahli politik sibuk mengeluarkan kenyataan untuk mengambil tindakan tetapi kemudiannya sepi semula. Lebih penting lagi ialah kesungguhan dan ketegasan kita untuk menanganinya secara bersepadu dan tidak tunduk kepada desakan atau rayuan pihak tertentu.

Dipetik dan diubahsuai daripada : Manja Ismail, Berita Harian Online, ” Warga Asing 'Hilang' Tingkatkan Kes Jenayah”, Isnin, 18 Januari 2010.

6. Menurut pengarang, semakin ramai warga asing yang didapati ‘hilang’ di negara ini kerana A. tiada permit yang sah. B. penglibatan sindikit tertentu. C. transit ke negara ketiga. D. terus tinggal di sisni walaupun visa tamat tempoh Jawapan : D 7 Berdasarkan petikan di atas, perkara utama yang ingin diketengahkan oleh pengarang ialah A. kebanjiran pelancong asing di Malaysia. B. aspek penguatkuasaan yang tidak tegas oleh pihak berkuasa terhadap warga asing. C. kepentingan bidang pelancongan penting ke arah memacu ekonomi negara. D. kebimbangan peningkatan jumlah warga asing. Jawapan : D

Seksyen D - Esei Bahasa Melayu

Masa : 1 jam
Bilangan Soalan : 3 jawab 1
Panjang Esei : 300 hingga 500 perkataan

Dalam seksyen ini calon dikemukakan isu-isu yang menjemput pandangan tentang sesuatu masalah. Contohnya:

‘Program Transformasi Kerajaan (GTP) merupakan komitmen kerajaan selaras dengan prinsip 1 Malaysia “ Rakyat didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan”. Bagaimanakah Program Transformasi Kerajaan (GTP) dapat dilaksanakan agar memperkukuh keupayaan membangunkan negara?

Penilaian adalah berdasarkan pendapat-pendapat calon yang disusun dengan jelas, teratur dan munasabah. Objektif utama adalah untuk mengukur daya kreativiti dan kebolehan calon dalam penguasaan bahasa Melayu.

Tips: untuk berjaya dalam bahagian ini, penguasaan bahasa dan pengarangan amat penting. tetapi untuk calon yang tidak beberapa mahir, bole cuma untuk meneka topik yang bakal keluar. Seperti saya, saya spot isu GTP dan alhamduillah mmg kuar topik tersebut. Soalan esei tersebut adalah seperti di atas. Just kena tahu apa itu GTP, objektifnye dan kuarkan ayat. Ada calon yang menghafal dan just kuarkan balik masa peperiksaan,.

untuk calon, bahagian esei ini adalah seperti SPM. esei mesti mempunya pendahuluan, badan dan kesimpulan. ada yang mencadangkan untuk anda menulis idea anda di kertas yang diberikan dulu sebelum menulis esei tersebut. ini adalah untuk mengelak dari esei anda nmpk kelam kabut dan bersepah.

Seksyen E - Esei Bahasa Inggeris

Masa : 1 jam
Bilangan Soalan : 3 jawab 1
Panjang Esei : 200 hingga 300 perkataan

Dalam seksyen ini calon dikemukakan isu-isu yang menjemput pandangan tentang sesuatu masalah. Contohnya: “How can you become a valueable member in the organizations you intend to serve?”

Penilaian adalah berdasarkan pendapat-pendapat calon yang disusun dengan jelas, teratur dan munasabah. Objektif utama adalah untuk mengukur daya kreativiti dan kebolehan calon dalam penguasaan bahasa Inggeris.

Pegawai Tadbir dan diplomatik M41... Part 1

2010-10-09T12:14:00.006+08:00

Saya mendapat banyak soalan mengenai topik ini dari kawan2 saya, so instead of saya jawab satu per satu, saya akan menulis rencana mengenainya. so, that the information will get out to all of my friends and the public.

Untuk sesiapa yang ingin memohon untuk menjadi seorg pegawai PTD, berikut ialah beberapa perkara yang anda perlu tahu:

Proses untuk mengambil PTD amat lama dan bergantung pada nasib. Sbg contoh: saya memohon untuk jwatan ini pada Jun 2009 dan dipanggil untuk peperiksaan untuk masok perkhidmatan awam pada April 2010. Jadi, jangan sangka permohonan anda gagal kerana proses ini mmg amat lama. Tetapi dari peperiksaan ke interview saya cuma lebih kurang 6 bulan. So kesabaran amat penting.
Selepas berjaya dengan semua proses PTD, kepada yang berjaya akan masok perkhidmatan dalam tempoh percubaan and if x silap tempoh itu selama 3 tahun. ( btolkan saya jika salah).
Kepada graduan, yang ingin mencari gaji yang lumayan, lupakan hajat utk mnjadi PTD kerana tangga gaji PTD adalah sama dengan jawatan perkhidmatan laen yang gred 41. PTD adalah untuk sesiapa yang inginkan keselamatan dari segi kerjaya kerana tidak perlu risau mengenai kehilangan kerja semasa ekonomi meleset.
Satu lagi tips penting, ialah tanya pada rakan2 anda yang telah melalui proses PTD atau yang telah menjadi PTD. ini amat penting untuk mengetahui samaada PTD sesuai utk anda atau tidak. Kerana jika anda berjaya manjadi PTD, dan menolak tawaran tersebot, anda akan diblacklist dan peratus kejayaan anda untuk memohon jawatan kerajaan di masa hadapan akan terjejas.

So the first step to become a PTD, is apply thorugh the spa website which is http://www.spa.gov.my/ dan tunggu untuk dipanggil untuk peperiksaan skim masuk perkhidmatan awam.

Dibawah adalah syarat-syarat kelayakan bagi rakyat malaysia yang ingin memohon jawatan PTD M41:

i) Ijazah Sarjana Muda Kepujian yang diiktiraf oleh kerajaan daripada

institusi-institusi pengajian tinggi tempatan atau kelayakan yang
diiktiraf setaraf dengannya; atau

ii) Ijazah Sarjana yang diiktiraf oleh kerajaan daripada institusi-institusi
pengajian tinggi tempatan atau kelayakan yang diiktiraf setaraf
dengannya.
[Gaji permulaan ialah pada Gred M41: P1T4 RM2269.15]; atau

iii) Ijazah Doktor Falsafah (Ph.D) yang diiktiraf oleh kerajaan daripada
institusi-institusi pengajian tinggi tempatan atau kelayakan yang
diiktiraf setaraf dengannya.
[Gaji permulaan ialah pada Gred M41: P1T7 RM2544.67); dan

iv) lulus peperiksaan memasuki perkhidmatan tadbir dan diplomatik yang
ditetapkan; dan

v) kepujian B.M. (termasuk lulus Ujian Lisan) pada peringkat SPM atau kelulusan yang diiktiraf setaraf dengannya oleh kerajaan.

Berdasarkan maklumat yang diberikan oleh spa, deskripsi tugas PTD ialah merancang, menggubal dan melaksanakan dasar-dasar awam mengenai pengurusan sumber tenaga manusia dan organisasi, sumber kewangan,ekonom, pentadbiran dan pembangunan wilayah/daerah.tempatan/tanah, perancangan dan pentadbiran sosial, hubungan antarabangsa dan hal ehwal luar negeri ( termasuk perkhidmatan luar negeri) keselamatan/ketahanan negara serta pengurusan teknologi maklumat.

Ada yang mengatakan bahawa deskripsi tugas PTD akan ditanya semasa PAC dan interview tetapi bagi saya, soalan ni tidak ditujukan.

PArt 2: Saya akan menceritakan mengenai peperiksaan memasuki skim perkhidmatan awam dan PAC.. kepada yang ingin tahu lebih lanjut, tunggu utk posting saya yang seterusnya..

testing

2010-10-02T02:25:00.001+08:00

testing

JB Trip... 1st part

2010-10-02T02:05:00.002+08:00

so tomolo will begin our trip to JB... so the group will be consists of our PM, Khairil @bos, R-Chong , kiyuu and rhaizo.. and will be join by our comrades dkt JB, ARefiq, Geygey, and fatin kot. fatin aku x confem , ni arefiq yg kata. Capik was not around so cancel trip ke rumah dia le kot.

Our main objective was to attend our senior punya wedding, Hafiz Jamil so kebtolan semua org knal dia so kitaorg buat le dis trip. our plan mcm kelam kabut siket so tomolo dlm kereta baru nk decide especially bab hotel. Seorg nk kozi, new york,selasa , ada jugak mention skudai punya hotel budget.. so kita decide dlm kereta esok.

Selain wedding, kitaorg akan bergerak ke umah hafiz utk beraya, pegi pontian ( specel utk geygey), karok dkt diva( wajib), and lepak le dkt danga bay. on sunday, asap ke umah arefiq utk laksa johor pulak. ni specel coz his mom masak utk kitaorg. jgn jeles u all,hahaha.

after that, journey home to kl... insyaalllah, everything will be fine and pgrm berjalan lancar. if this trip is a sucess maybe every rant counts akan anjurkan program laen. maybe ke penang utk lwt alwyn or insyaallah, kenyir utk melawat aku...

R-chOng (2.11am, 2 /10/2010)

P/s: this is the 1st part series of our trip, hopefully masa kitaorg balik. i will upload some pictures and write about our trip.. thanks for reading. see u in the 2nd part.

Oh Wahai Engineer Engineer dan yg bukan Engineer

2010-09-15T11:03:00.003+08:00

Oi... udah mampus gi mana lu org. X bunyi langsung. xde ke buat kuih raya masa musim raya ini... OWH... sebelum itu.. SELAMAT HARI RAYA kepada yg beragama Islam.. IsH... xde org post pun.. tgk... aku kan bagus... dah aku baik, kirim la kuih ke, rendang ke, apa apa ke, pada alamat Penang aku ini. x dpt rasa makanan raya tahun ini.. HuhU~

Ok la.. semoga semua keluarga sihat sihat

Gath

2010-08-22T15:09:00.001+08:00

Acong buat gath. Camne yg lain? Alwyn x dtg?

Its been some time since I last updated this blog

2010-02-07T21:02:00.003+08:00

HI HI,

apa macam semua... haha... dah lama dah aku tgk blog ni x kemana... mai aku updatekan sikit dengan berita gempar... ni gambar aku latest... Dgn anak aku usia 3 tahun XP.... percaya x? hahahaha

Pasal amoi sebelah aku xyah nak ditanya2 kan.... paham2 sendiri je la.. jangan sampai salah paham sudah... k la... sekian... SENANG PANGGIL SESI MINUM TEH LA KORANG... ish2

2nd February

2010-02-03T21:12:00.000+08:00

Alwyn, ingat x tempat panas sebelah lab yg kita buat FYP dulu? Haha.. diorang dah buat shade yg ada kipas tau~ 2 KIPASSS!!!!! Hohoho.. beruntung btol budak2 junior... jealous plak..

Blok BD Lab Civil Engineering UNITEN

Research Engineer UNITEN 1, Aspak..

Research Engineer UNITEN 2, Liyana

new post will be added soon!

2010-02-03T20:54:00.002+08:00

This blog will receive a new post soon.. :)

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2010-01-21T08:52:00.001+08:00

haih.. where's everyone?

Selamat Hari Raya!

2009-09-22T08:47:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya to all authors and readers. Hope you will enjoy this festive season. Weh, sape2 ada wat open house tu jgn lupe ye ajak aku k. :D

The AA Impersonator

2009-09-18T17:13:00.003+08:00

earlier this week I found someone who look exactly like my ol' classmate Amir Hakim or better known as Ar Ar. Both of them doesn't only share the facial similarity but also every other aspect like the body shape, the way they walk, the way they hold things and also their crazyness.

Lets just call this kid Ar Ar Junior... His real name is QAYYUM and he's from Kelantan. He's currently taking Foundation in IT in Uniten.

The only difference between them is that this Ar Ar Junior doesn't smoke. Hahahaha.

Can you see the resemblence?

APA MACAM ?.?

2009-09-08T22:53:00.003+08:00

Finally after so long... kiyuu tukar template blog... oi... ko ni x senang buat apa? belajar tul2 ke? wahaahah... yenli dengan si li ping dah bising kitaorang x update blog... wahaha... dah la kiyuu gi break fast x ajak... pastu boss pulak x update ari tu nye gambar kat dlm blog, dgn gambar pin kena tangkap hisap rokok.... x caya cuba gi check kat face book pin... waahaha..

So... How is everyone now? Kindly please update ur status in the blog la fren... Haihya Fren.... got blog duwan use.... apa macam? wahahha... macam "Dr L" so... as for me... me as in Alwyn la... save u the trouble figuring out who type this post... Me working wid JEKS ENG SDN BHD... a FINNISH not FINISH company specialize in precast... the work is less troublesome den cast in-situ i would say... a lot easier... but den headache wit the factory ler... load macam2 ada.... hilang beam la... itu la ini la... but now... thank to my iPhone... masalah settle... every i send email to the person in charge of delivery so that he wont miss any thing i requested... hahaha... butden if i were to be transfered to sabak bernam... end of my iPhone usage... coz x de 3G... sedey nye...

Happening company oso... every week badminton la... nanti ada bowling la.. marathon la... ping pong la... macam kerja main je company.. haha.. but not bad.. serious... really friendly environment...

I dah malas tulis da ni.. tulis ni pun setakat nak kasi blog nampak idup lagi je... hahaa... and to the rest yg dah lama x jumpa tu.. planning la satu ari jumpa... ciz... especially yg tgh belajar masters tu.. macam banyak kena buat je.. hidung pun x nampak da sekarang.. hahaha... k la... chat lain kali.. BYE~

Breaking Fast, Seoul Garden 030909

2009-09-04T08:46:00.006+08:00

Breaking fast at Seoul Garden, IOI Puchong, 030909. Quite nice I should say...after grilled 2 plate full with beef and chicken. Hoho. I don't even bother to eat anything else. Just grilled beef and chicken all the way! Price? RM 43.xx = RM 44 per head. Interested? Go and eat! :D

Seoul Garden, IOI

Enjoy!

Zee Avi : KANTOI.. Best gila

2009-07-15T00:56:00.000+08:00

When a bear, a lion and a pig meet. - @L

2009-07-03T10:02:00.001+08:00

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.

The Piggy Equations (Sorry x halal) haha

2009-07-02T09:06:00.002+08:00

Some interesting theories about human and pigs:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work

in other words,

Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

therefore, Men - earn money = Pigs

in other words,

Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

therefore, Women - spend = Pigs

In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:

Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs

Wish all the pigs happy forever.

Typing Errors - by @L (emailed by T. Kien Fei)

2009-06-26T08:37:00.001+08:00

Typing Errors

A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams,
which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her.."

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said,put "getting older but you are getting better".
The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said
'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'
When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"Moral of the Story: 1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone.

My dawgie Woolie - Somthing went wrong*

2009-06-25T17:47:00.005+08:00

Hi.. i know its been awhile... so heres the update on my dawg... i shall start wid the history... I got him 2 months ago around mid April.. by then he was 3 weeks old and he looks like this.Isn't he cute.. comel kan... cam aku... dgn mata " saya x bersalah" wahaha.. tapi malang dah menimpa anjing aku... sekian 2 bulan duduk dgn saya, tiba tiba dia mula menunjukan symtom symtom... how to say.... "something wrong". nvrm.. tgk gambar dibawah

HAHAHA... aku rasa dia seludup estasy pil mana tah... goyang kepala x abis abis... wahahaha.. JK JK... tu bukan anjing aku la.. My dawg still healthy... and breathing... wahahaha.. and cute... lolz.. Thx for reading =P.. boring saje saje

Sapekah itu...

2009-06-17T12:01:00.000+08:00

Agaknye sape yang dalam bulatan merah itu....

Sepupu doraemon

2009-06-13T20:19:00.001+08:00

The real upin and Ipin

2009-06-13T01:26:00.000+08:00

Masalah iPhone saya... Ketawalah bersama2 saya

2009-06-11T10:08:00.005+08:00

This is a comment i made on the survey done by apple and maxis on my iphone 3g... Sudah la saya tgh x puas ati kan.. dia plak nak tanya.. i tulis la karangan bagi dia... bottom line.... Malaysia susah nak pakai iPhone.. Y? Heres y

1) GPS.. shows u the way anywhere.. but u kno it requires 3g or internet to work.. well... put it t his way. If we are in a place where 3g provided then its ok.. but imagine u are on hmm... nkve.. and u are not sure to exit which exit... u take ur phone out and try GPS... sry to say... NO GPS LA BRO... no INTERNET OR 3g... den apa guna dia.. masuk kampung pun sama... -.-

2) Well.. maxis din tel u... the new package of iPhone... It comes with the phone, and if u subscribe to the iData plan made for iPhone.. it comes with a few problems as well.. read below formore info.. even the maxis agent told me it might b because it is new in the system.. so it happens.. THEN WTF.. FIX IT LA

3) Jailbreak the phone is required if u plan to hav fun with ur phone.. but warranty does not cover jailbreaked phone. jailbreak means the phone will be able to received unauthorised applications. So no jailbreak = no fun and pay $$ for applications which is not so fun.. or jailbreak them = fun but no warranty... sickness

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Untuk masalah iPhone yang dialami saya, pihak Maxis tidak begitu berpengetahuan dalam masalah teknikal yang dihadapi oleh saya. Masalah iPhone saya adalah ia tidak berdering, vibrate atau menunjuk pada screen apabila orang membuat pangillan masuk. Saya telah mengalami masalah ini untuk 3 minggu sekarang. Saya telah membuat tinjauan sendiri melalui laman web apple dan lain-lain. Saya mendapati bahawa masalah saya pernah dihadapi oleh pengguna lain bukan sahaja di Malaysia malah di luar negara Malaysia, dan isu ini tidak mempunyai kaedah atau penyelesaian. Saya cuba mendapatkan bantuan dari customer servis melalui telefon, tetapi semua cadangan atau cara cara tidak berhasil. Saya juga telah menghantar iPhone saya ke Maxis Centre di Pyramid untuk mendapatkan bantuan, tetapi selepas mereka membuat cubaan dan formating, Wi-fi saya pula tidak dapat berfungsi. Saya telah menghantar iPhone saya ke Apple untuk diganti melalui Maxis Centre Pyramid pada 9 June 2009.

Selain daripada masalah pada iPhone, saya juga mengalami masalah e-billing pada laman web Maxis selepas berdaftar dengan Maxis untuk pelan iPhone ini. Sebelum pembelian iPhone, saya tidak mempunyai masalah untuk log-in pada laman web Maxis untuk membuat pembayaran online. Namun selepas pembelian iPhone, akaun saya mempunyai masalah iaitu apabila saya cuba log-in, mesej Account not registered in pin system akan tertera dan apabila saya cuba register, mesej user already registered akan tertera. Ia adalah masalah pelik dan bermasalah bagi saya kerana kesemua bil Maxis saya akan membuat bayaran online. Masalah ini bermula pada 10 May 09 dan sudah sebulan saya mengadu masalah ini kepada Maxis, namun mereka tidak mempunyai sebarang penyelesaian sampai hari ini.

Masalah terakhir adalah mesej yang dihantar orang ada kala mengambil masa 2 jam untuk sampai bukan sahaja kepada saya, malah kepada adik dan mak saya yang merupakan sub line kepada saya.

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Thank you for reading... Hope something will be done la.. Sien~

Graduation... KONVO KONVO (@L)

2009-06-03T11:52:00.003+08:00

So.. our long waited convo will be soon... wahaha... btw.. ere are the details

Date:	15 August 2009, Saturday (1st Session) 16 August 2009, Sunday (2nd Session)
Time:	7:30 am
Venue:	Dewan Seri Sarjana (DSS), Putrajaya Campus, Universiti Tenaga Nasional

We being Civil Eng... are the 1st session.. wee...

FIRST SESSION
Time / Date :	7.30 am ( 15 August 2009 )
Programmes :	Post Graduates Programmes Bachelor. of Civil Engineering (Hons) Bachelor. Of Mechanical Engineering (Hons) Bachelor of Information Technology (Graphics & Multimedia) (Hons.). Bachelor of Information Technology (Hons.). Bachelor of Accounting (Hons.) Bachelor of Business Administration (Hons.) in Marketing

hehe.. and for those who duno wat u need to do... please visit http://www.uniten.edu.my/newhome/content_list.asp?CatID=211 for more info ya.. and dun for get to fill in the mohe form... (fyi.. mohe = Ministry of Higher Education) ada form baru kena isi.. and the server only open in august.. stated on the web... jgn jadi cam aku... x baca web.. pastu call miss v... rasa cam org bodo plak... anyway.. mis v ckp mid july da open da pun.. so blh la cuba masuk... the web is http://graduat.mohe.gov.my/and click log in.. fill in the particulars... and we are IPTS... not IPTA... haihya.. malas i cerita pepanjang.. U gi baca la... semua ada sana...

Prof. Ghaz Quitting UNITEN?

2009-05-27T23:42:00.002+08:00

This is a letter that was forwarded to me by a friend. It stated in the letter that the guy that came to UNITEN and introduce 'Change' will be leaving for good.

SELAMAT TINGGAL SAHABAT
Assalamualaikum wrt wbt.
Shbt-Shbt warga sokongan,
Sekadar untuk makluman shbt-shbt, saya dan isteri kini dalam perjalanan menuju ke tanah suci Makkah al-Mukarramah untuk menunaikan umrah; sekaligus menamatkan perkhidmatan saya secara rasmi dengan UNITEN. Saya akan bercuti sehingga tamat tempoh notis pada 19hb Julai 2009.
Izinkan saya merakamkan setinggi-tinggi penghargaan kepada shbt-shbt sekelian yang telah sudi menerima saya suatu ketika dahulu dan seterusnya telah membantu didalam mempermudahkan segala tugasan yang dipikul saya dengan pelbagai cara dan di dalam pelbagai keadaan dan situasi. (Ya memang benar, ada juga yang terpaksa bertungkus lumus hingga ke lewat malam!!). Hanya Allah sahaja yang dapat membalas jasa baik shbt-shbt sekelian.
Serpanjang perkhidmatan saya di UNITEN, saya dapat lihat bagaimana kita telah sama-sama mengharungi segala cabaran dan dugaan perjuangan, tetapi dengan berkat doa dan kesabaran kita bersama, AlhamduLillah, kita telah berjaya mengatasinya.
Percayalah, kesemua pencapaian dan kejayaan kita tidak mungkin tercapai tanpa usaha gigih kita secara jemaah. Marilah shbt-shbt, kita pastikan agar api jemaah yang telah kita nyalakan sejak di Sungkai lagi, senantiasa besar membakar; dan keutuhan ukhuwah kita senantiasa segar bak titisan embun fajar.
Shbt-shbt sekelian, banyak pengalaman yang telah saya timba semasa di UNITEN; tetapi diantara perkara yang paling saya bersyukur adalah diberikan Allah peluang untuk bekerja disisi shbt-shbt. Tidak akan saya lupakan segala kenangan manis yang kita lalui; dan semoga Allah membalas segala jasa baik shbt-shbt yang telah membahagiakan hidup saya semasa di UNITEN.
Pastikan agar kita memberi segala sokongan dan dokongan dengan penuh ikhlas kepada pemimpin kita serta jemaah pengurusan Universiti, yang saya yakin akan membawa UNITEN ke mercu tanda yang terbilang.
Akhir kata, saya mohon ampun dan maaf diatas segala-galanya; yakinlah suatu hari nanti kita akan capai apa yang di impikan. InsyaAllah, akan kita bertemu lagi sebagai sahabat; ingatlah, sekali sahabat hingga keakhir hayat sahabat.
Selamat tinggal dan wassalam.
sahabat ghaz
(2 Julai 2007 hingga 24 Mei 2009)

Will this mark the end of the Ghaz era? How long will the changes that were introduced by him last?

Future Malaysian Football Star

2009-05-26T09:52:00.002+08:00

Maybe in the future he can make us proud! Future World Cup!! Dunno when.. *sigh*

Final..

2009-05-22T20:19:00.003+08:00

Post kali ni aku nak cakap pasal final, banyak benda yang final kat dalam tv,lelagi program realiti.semalam American idol dah pun melabuhkan tirainye. dan tak disangka underdog menang. tapi aku suka gak kriss allen.cam tak caya je dia menang. tgk komen orang, lambert kalah sebab dia gay. yeke. kalo dh camtu awatla tak vote tok danny gokey.dah tentu dia tu bagus. lantakla peserta favorite aku dah lama tersingkir. suka tgk lil rounds nyanyi ngn queen latifah.

Semalam kat tv, heroes dah pon habis tok season 3.walaupun aku dah lama hbs tgk.hahahaha. lps tu akhirnye series prison break tamat jugak.aku tak tgk lagi episode akhir ni.malasnye nak download.

Minggu lepas kita dapat saksikan Akademi yng paling meletop kat tv sampai ke final. tagline transformasi yang disebut-sebut entah ape yang yang di maksodkan. sebut pasal af banyak gile aku tak puas hati. lelagi ngn tiara. plng aku benci minggu ke 8, entah pe la lakonan tiara minggu tu. memati aku ingat dia nak gunakan kuasa principal dia tu untuk tidak mengeluarkan peserta minggu tu. tup-tup buat AF masuk.tah pape.bodohnye pengetua. tgkla af final haritu, bukan bagus sangat pon si biAWOK (favorite Amir Hakim). bagi aku dia seorang yang poyo, berlagak tak tentu tempat. dahla tak suka dengan lagu yang diberi. orang lain tak banyak bunyi pon. kalo bagus sangat, bawak je lagu tu dengan bgs. paling aku tak tahan ade hati nak nyanyi kat wedding adlin. nsb baik adlin kata tok hari nikah je.malu sial kalo aku.

Tahniah buat Hafiz sebab menang malam tu. memang layak dia menang malam tu. walaupun orang kata tak banyak transformasi. tapi dah tentu-tentu dia tu mmg bgs dari awal.nak buat camne. tapi vokal hafiz makin lama makin bagus.tula transformasi dia. vokal cam hafiz ni sesuai kalo nak di bawa ke festival music memana.bolehla menang sikit.kalo hntr awok dah tentu-tentu memalukan negara kita. tapi nagi aku persembahan paling outstanding ialah Akim. dia memang banyak transformasinye. tahniah buat Akim. Kesian aku tgk Isma. apela Af ni.takkan la trofi je. baik dia tak yah masuk final. bagila pape pun. RM1000 pun jadila.
ni aku nye kedudukan : 1) Hafiz 2) Akim 3) Isma 4) biAWOK 5) Yazid

Takpe Isma, tomok dah menang 1 juta. p minta dia duit skt. support buat album sendiri... semalam aku tgk night at museum 2. not bad la cerita ni. tapi aku rase night at museum 1 still best. tapi cite ni tetap lawak. kali ni ceritanye hanya berlaku 1 malam je. bnyk bende baru dalam muzeum. seriusly memang boleh buat orang ketawa dr awal hingga akhir. so sape yang tak tgk lagi, pla tgk. berbaloi keluarkan duit nk tgk cerita ni. boleh ceriakan hari kita yang bosan. aku bagi 3.5 star tok movie ni.

tok menghilangkan kebosanan, tgkla video di bawah ni. superb suara budak ni. chow...

Men’s Rules

2009-05-22T00:11:00.002+08:00

Found this one on Facebook. Thanks Andrew and www.barghers.com
for bringing this up.

received an email written as follows:

At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. (Note: these are all numbered '1 ' on purpose)

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cars, computers, hand phones etc.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Accidentally?

2009-05-21T16:32:00.004+08:00

Found this pic in my facebook account. Kinda interesting. :)

Finale episode of Prison Break

2009-05-20T21:46:00.002+08:00

At last, after 4 years since the first episode of Prison Break was aired, it ends this month with 4 seasons. It is sad to watch the end of the series because Michael dies after the series' last event. :(

Anyway, there's a gap between Michael's R.I.P and the final scene in the series, and this will be told in a Blu-ray movie, entitled 'Prison Break: The Final Break'. Hopefully this movie will turn out well.

Chale time sek

2009-05-19T01:07:00.001+08:00

Dah lama tak post pape.ternampak gambar chale time sek.saje je aku nak kenekan dia.mamat ni kalo tau mampos aku.tgkla chale time sekolah.blah tengah..kacakla.hahahhaa

"NewS FROm AusTRALIA"

2009-05-12T20:54:00.005+08:00

well aku baru je balik from australia. earlier than expected because this thursday aku ada important matter to handle and tak bole nk postponed. so dulu mmg plan nak duduk for 3 weeks but due to the matter just one week je..

well australia tgh late autumn , i think or early winter but the weather mmg sejuk ... around 15-20 degrees depends on the city . for me , i spent a lot of days in perth . weather sana tak sejuk sgt but windy coz near to the sea. this time around i spend a lot of time in the western australia, travelling to the city near to perth because this is the third trip for me to australia and never visit any city in WA.

so as mention earlier i stayed dekat place called ballajura around 15 minutes from perth city centre. for the first day, i visited the caversham wildlife park near to my place. intersting jugak le this place coz the animal can interact wit u mcm dlm a big farm house. so u can hug the koala , feed the kangaroo , play with the animal and mcm2 le.. i was able to see mcm mana diaorg potong bulu sheep and milk a cow( which i manage to kuarkan milk, the person said that need some skill baru bole buat and i did on my first try, bangga gak..hihihi). this is recommended for people who loves animal and nk really close to them.

for the second day, i visit more in the city.. the tourist attraction of perth city, which really not that much. some of the place i visit was the swan bell tower, the perth wheel which is more like the eye of malaysia or london or singapore ( u can see the whole city of perth from the top, recommended to see it at night, lawa gila), the shopping district, the supreme court coz yg bawak aku tu lawyer so that the first thing dia tunjuk,hahahaha. the burswood complex is a must see the genting highlands of perth, the casino which anybody above 21 bole masok is really nice ( aku tak maen coz berdosa, but really nice to see the stuff inside) . one more thing the king's park which near to the WA university.

for the third day aku visit the WA aquarium and the surrounding area.. this is close to the beach and the aquarium itself tak le best sgt lebey best langkawi but the surrounding area.. dekat beach ada le utk family but ada private beach for tanning the whole body. this is interesting , tak nak beritahu wht the beach called coz takot ada cuba cari dekat tenet pulak, hahahaha...

for the next day , i visited a place called the margaret river which is about 4 hour drive from where i was living.. this place is where the southern sea meet the indian ocean, so the place mmg lawak gila. around this area ada cave made from limestone. aku masok satu je coz kena bayar and it is not cheap. the cave yg aku masok called jewel cave not because ada jewel but the formation of the rock ada nmpk mcm jewel box so it is called the jewel cave. pelik gila, the cave kering nak mampos coz the water level dh turun below the cave floor due to the weather bumi yg dh panas gila ( global warming). this placed kalo ada air mmg lawak gila but aku still rasa gua mulu in sarawak lagi lawa. the australian goverment protect gila2 tempat ni. u cannot touch the formation coz it makes the rock turn black and this cave semua puteh. the weird thing is that this place ada buat wedding reception. ada le 3-4 weddings in this place, it started wit the founder daughter wedding and dh become mcm a thing in the cave. and i went straight for the leewin lighthouse which was built around 18th century kot.. this is where u can see the two sea i mention earlier bertemu . tempat ni lawak gila , later i put up the picture still tgh tgk which one nk upload. u understand bila letak the picture.. on the way back, i stop dekat city called busselton.. to see dia punya sunset, this placed ada bridge or jetty nearly 2km long.. bayangkan jauh tu, aku jalan the whole way until the end. take me aorund 20 minit but termasok ambek gmbr and stuff. aku rasa le 20 minit tak tgk time sgt.. and one more thing perth time and malysia time same ( weird right) but the time the sun rise and sunset laen gila.. snaa pkol 6.30 dh mcm 10.00 mlysia and 6.30 sna mcm 8.00 sini.. pelik gila..late night news diorg pkol 10.30 mlm kita late night news pkol 12.. hahahaha

the next 2 days, i went to melbourne.. driving , penat gila... i went there to bagi mcm cousin yg tgh belaja dkt monash brg dari malysia yg tak kena rampas dr kastam.. my aunty bagi mcm2 so ada le yg tak lepas..hihiihihi. cousing aku smpi nk belacan le, aku nk explain dekat custom tu kelakr gila. , dia tnaya belacan is made from what le, aku kata i dunno so dia buang ,hahhaahha.. kalo ada org tahu belacan in english apa, pls inform me!!! so in melbourne tak buat byk coz smpi pun mlm so pegi makan fish n chip dekat a arab restaurant near to the mlysia hall so nmpk le few mlysia student on friday night tgh having fun makan.. then tido coz tomolo nak drive balik perth. in the morning, my cousing belaja makan italian.. so kitaorg melantak pasta and vege lasagna and pizza..sedap, hihihihi...

so the last day dekat australia, aku pegi a tour called the penguin,sealion and dolphin tour.. dekat this placed called rockhingham . this is the highlight of my travel. first u pegi dolphin watch, ni dolphin in the wild bukan dlm zoo.. so u kena naek dlm speed bot and try to find the dolphin( easier said than done) dolphin ni is australian bottlenose dolphin diffrent from the normal dolphin in the documentary . diaorg stay in the coastline of australia tak migrant. so dlm boat tu kena pki pocho or baju hujan le coz basah gila. then kena buka mata besar 2 cari, the person in-charge bagi le time for the people in the tour cari.. but semua org dlm tour tu dlm 10 org tak nmpk langsung. then turn diaorg, the crew of the speed boat dlm 3 org, in less than 3 minute dioarg nmpk, a party of dolphin is called for a group of dolphin.. maybe because dolphin ni mmg suka party kot,hihihii... so u can see them jumping, makan fish , making love if u lucky in the wild takde org suruh dioarg buat anything..so this is totally diffrent from the ones int he zoo.. after enjoying the dolphins for 3 hourskitaog pegi tgk the sealion which is tottally pemlas..tido je dekat beach. kitaorg lucky enough that one of the sealion rajin and kejar the boat aroung the beach. npk siket le show,hihihihi.. lastly baru nmpk the penguin, ada around 1200 penguins aroung the island near rockhingham.. this is callled the little penguin or fairy penguin. kitaorg nmpk the ones that the ranjer save from the wild n baby penguin yg nearly died.. ada le 10 penguin in captive because this penguin dh tak bole feed for themselves and ada yg dh tua.. kitaorg nmpk dioarg masa feeding time.. so quient intersting to see.. this tour take aroung 8 hour. after that baru aku shopping for sourveir and stuff. this weird thing dekat sini kedai tutup pkol 5 execept friday tutup at 9 mlm. but the kedai buka at 8 in the morning. as i mention, sun rise pkol 6 pagi..

so that is all for my australian adventure.. for one week travel in another country, this is just the summary of my travel but ada byk lagi tp mls nk type and ni pun dh panjang. if ada people nk travel perth, tnaya le aku coz bole suggest place to visit n stuff.. thank you for reading and the picture later i will put it coz still tgh sort out which to upload.

Rizwan @ R-CHONg @ rizk86

Japanese Manzai

2009-05-11T08:34:00.001+08:00

Watch this! Kinda cool.. :D

Source: YouTube

COD PLAYERS! WATCH THIS!

2009-05-10T13:21:00.002+08:00

Found this video from YouTube. For COD players, please sharpen your skills before entering any tournament, seriously (haha.. me myself kinda pawned when playing with others). Salute to my comrades; aL, rizk86, lezard_valeth, john.

A little somthing i dug up from my mail

2009-04-24T08:48:00.000+08:00

Response letter to Optimus Prime's insurance claims

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.

But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:

* $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin.

You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.

* $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.

* $6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr.

Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break.

GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,

Simon Furman

GEICO Agent

Am I A Gold Digger?

2009-04-22T21:46:00.001+08:00

(Or Murah Rezeki Bila Mengunjungi Masjid)

How should I start my story…

The story began on monday when Foo didn't turn up for work because he got fever. Shuhairy on the other hand had been busy as he had to juggle between his work, extra work, another extra work, exams and also preparation for his wedding. So he basically went in and out of the office all the time.

Came the lunch hour and I were left alone in the office. I felt bored and decided to go to Uniten Mosque for Zohor Prayer before having my lunch at the food court nearby. On my way there, I met my Ustaz who was also going for his lunch. That day he was alone since all other staff at the mosque went elsewhere. So I decided to join him for lunch. We both ate Arabic rice, which comes in a huge portion. We then talked about ourselves and about how I opened a new blog for our neighborhood mosque. He then asked me to make one for the mosque in his neighborhood. Then when we're done eating, he paid for my meal which was to me, quite costly. Hurm… This one is acceptable because he kinda paid for my favor.

The next day, The same thing happened. This time I asked the Ustaz if he had his lunch but unfortunately, he already had his. So I walked out to the food court to have my lunch. Then came my Head of Department (the Boss of my Big Boss who recently came back from Mecca) I greeted him and selamber-ly asked him if he had his lunch. He said he haven't and invited me to join him. Bagaikan "pucuk dicita ulam mendatang" I said to myself "I don't have to eat alone today, at least I got company." So I followed him to the food court. Actually, I am not really close to him as I would with my Ustaz since I was his student for only 1 semester and we never lepak together before. This time we went to the mamak stall beside the arab stall. We took our food and then when it comes to paying for the food, He said to Kabir the cashier to include mine together. I said "Tak payahlah Dr… Seganlah…". Since he insisted I just let him paid but since I was not the type who took advantage of the generosity of others, I cancel my plan for banana smoothie (walaupun if I wanna order also can) and opt for plain water since he had the same.

That was okay but the thing that makes me felt bad was that he finished his meal first and had to wait for me. Then, after the meal I just thanked him and we parted ways. That makes me feel that I'm using him so that I can get free meal.

But, Thinking back what had happened the past 2 days kinda showed me what my mother had always reminded me that when people visit the mosque often, God will be generous upon you and will provide you with livelihood in ways you would never expected.

Industrial Training! Ready, set, GO!

2009-04-18T20:06:00.002+08:00

Haha, for those who will start their training this Monday, Good Luck for training.

For those who already started theirs, Good Luck surviving.

Lastly, for those who have done their training and didn't have anything to do, Good Luck finding your desired jobs. :D

For me, I will start cruising daily to Subang for my practical. Wah, that means I have to wake up early everyday around 5 am to avoid any traffic jams and stuck in it! FYI, it has been a long time since I driving early morning. Hopefully there wouldn't be any problem.

My New Doggie Wooly?

2009-04-16T23:53:00.006+08:00

Hi hi.. Finally after waiting so long... and years bugging my mum.. i finally got my... lets c... 1..2..3.. I LOST COUNT of the number... dog named wooly(dun ask me y.. c 4 ur self)

well 1st of all.. i wanna thank my mum(for letting me buy)... lim goh tong(for the money i won) and to star( for publishing the ad) that i got the dog today... well.. actually wanted a shih tzu but it was kinda too young... so then asked mr ONG.. who was a vet( no no.. me animal dr... zzzz WTH) not same ar.. nvrm.. next time some 1 update me... what dog is low mantainance and small in size.. he suggested Chiwawa... MY mum said she dont like.. well.. i dun blame her.. coz

like .. no fur and small.. heres the example

So then he suggested another dog... long - coat chiwawa... which i nvr heard b4... and was cute la.. mym oso say ok.. butthen the price is like 600 and 1100.. so leh.. was a hard decision.. then i told my mum i wanted some thing not many ppl have.. coz shih tzu i think u throw stone oso can kena 1.. then ended up with my new doggie wooly... wan kno y? currently he is just my palm size la

c? tat small.. he only can grow up to.. lets c.. my feet size... 12 inch? lolz.. the vet said he only can grow up to lesst than 1 feet... so quite small la.. everday have to look for him.. or not 1 day ended up geting stepped on... coz he loves to follow bside our leg... and yeah.. getting him a bell.. which i think would b hard coz the neck so small.. wonder wat can tie around his neck...

And tis is the photo of a grown up long-coat chiwawa... now u kno y wooly.. hopes he gets to b tat wooly la... dam cute wei

and yah.... small aint he.. hehe.... so if any1 wans a dawg... visit diamondkennel09.blogspot.com or petfinder.my for adoption of cats and dawgs.

Funny Videos. Theme: Malaysia

2009-04-14T01:19:00.004+08:00

Here are some funny advertisments whih some of us might remember.

Sepetang di Taman botani Putrajaya

2009-04-12T10:28:00.015+08:00

Minggu lepas time tengah stress nak present FYP,aku hamzah ngn faliq telah mereleasekan tension dengan pergi ke taman botani putrajaya. memula pasang impian nak g naik basikal.tetapi sampai-sampai sudah tutup.kitorang sampai pkl 5.40 tapi kalo nk sewa basikal paling lambat 5.15...argkhhhh kempunan nak naik basikal.dah lama tak naik basikal.asyik naik kete jerk.hahahaha.. tapi ape yang aku kagum kecantikan taman warisan ni.seriously memang lawa. sesuai untuk aktiviti beriadah.nak berjogging je.nak dating pon boleh.kepada pasangan-pasangn di luar sesekali bawakla awek or pakwe ke taman ni.jangan asik g alamanda jerk. lepak-lepak kat sini pon romantik gak... ni ade bebrapa gambar untuk di share kan.

Disebabkan tak dapat naik basikal.berjalan kaki la jawabnye.besar gak ni.ingt nak jog,si hamzah pakai selipar le plk..

panjang tak dahan pokok ni.lain macam le plk.huhuhu

2 jejaka melayu bersandar kat pokok kelapa sawit.padahal pokok kelapa sawit banyak je kat tempat lain...

hamzah terlampau suka ngn pokok ni sampai peluk taknak tinggalkan pokok ni.hmmmm..

macam kat air terjun manatuaduh lupalak namanye.padahal empangan jer....

boleh buat cover album ni....

berlatih nak terbang..tah pape..

atas batu pon boleh posing...

pandai gak hamzah ambik gambar ni.huhuhu

hamzah jangan angkat ketiak..busuk....

Riang-ria di FYP presentation

2009-04-11T10:44:00.004+08:00

Akhirnya perentation FYP yang ditunggu-tunggu habis jugak. peristiwa bersejarah ni berlaku pada 10 hb 4 2009 tepat dimulakan pada pukol 9.00 pagi dan dinoktahkan pada pukol 12.45 tgh hari.(betol ke ayat bm aku ni). kumpulan ni diadili oleh 2 orang lecturer yang cantik rupanya..lembut hatinya(ayat bodek). gambar-gambar dibawah diambik oleh paparazi terkenal di UNITEN, haziq annies.meh kita layan sebentar..layannnnn....zass....

korang tengok ni.cara-cara Pak din menggunakan ilmu politik time presentation dia..

Orang power dah tak payah risau presentation.buat thesis sudah....

Muka orang paling konfiden...presentation gempak la katakan...

ni senyum ke monyok...kene tanya velmani sendiri...

boringnye aku...habis muka aku kene tembak oleh dua lecturer kat depan tu. argkhhhhhhhhhhhh...

sebelum membuat presentation kite kene senyum dulu..cepatla haziq ambik gambar aku...model pada hari ni.asyik gambar dia jerk.....

yeah..pisss..sebelum presentation bolehla piss.tgkla jap lagi....

kepada kawan-kawan civil sekalian..tahniah kerana akhirnya tak lama lagi kita akan bergraduate sama-sama.insyaallah.semoga kita kan berjaya dengan jayanya...pisssssss................
to every-rant-couts...miss u all...jangan tutup lak blog ni..boring-boring kita coretkan kisah kehidupan kita kat sini.

Past Integrated Project: IT Centre, Universiti Putrajaya

2009-04-09T23:26:00.005+08:00

To iziq, rizk86 and aL

These are the renderings that I have done for your past integrated project.

Kenangan tinggal kenangan.

integrated presentation....

2009-04-09T00:18:00.014+08:00

akhirnye setelah 4 bulan mengerahkan tenaga keatas company yang tak seberapa ni, ICM ditutup selama-lamanya epat jam 1.00 ptg , 6 hb 4 setelah company tak tahan hutang keliling perut acong.hehehehe. present final integrated dibahagikan kepada 4 bilik.setiap bilik 3 company akan present di depan lecturer and consultant yang berlainan. actually sepatutnye lec ngn consultant sama dengan prelim presntation namun disebabkan ade yang tiada, ade beberapa perubahan dilakukan. ICM diadili dengan setulus hatinya oleh tuan haji sufian ngn Dr norazli.nama consultant aku tak ingt.huhuhuhu..akunye pm tgk IR nazemi takde seronok giler dia.yela time prelim dia kene bantai ngn IR tu sampai stress tahap cimpanzi..aku lak yang tetibe sedikit gemuruh sebab tuan haji ade..tetapi rupe-rupenye tak kene pun.aku present paling cepat dalam group aku, 3 mnt je.hmmmmm..4 bulan nye keje same dengan 3 minit aku present.berbaloi ke.takpele yang penting aku tak kene bantai.

group aku no 3 presnt selepas group altro ngn trojan (musuh ketat company aku). pukol 9 start pukol 11.45 group aku baru masuk present.stress giler tunggu.tapi takdela selama group yang kene ngn dr lariyah. sampai 2 jam 1 group.gile ke ape. group aku dimulakan dengan ir alwyn present background project.tak sempat dia nak mulakan dah kene bantai.boleh tolong intoduce diri dulu tak.huhuhuhuuhu. lepas tu di susuli Ir Osama, Ir Nazmi, Ir Rizwan, Ir Cheng, Ir alwyn balik, Ir Kum Hong and last balik kat Ir rizwan. yang paling banyak kene tanye aku rase chee cheng yang buat sewerage ngn drainage and Kum hong yang buat structure. tapi aku respect gile ngn kum hong, ape je soalan consultant tu tanye dia jawab ngn yakinnye.kalo aku ade company sendiri memang aku ambik dia kerja.

kat bawah ni ade beberapa gambar yang diambil sebelum dan semasa presentation.layan jela yerk.....

aku bersama IR shahril aka. ir chale, engenier drainage AVG sdn. Bhd.

yang tengah tu tunduk malu sebab dia tau company dia banyak buat salah ngan company aku.nak ambik gambar pon dah tak sanggup nak tengok atas.heheheheh..
dari kiri : iziq, kiyuu and al

si al ni sempat lagi layan porno sebelum present.tengokla si amir, pm AVG pon layan sekali .tapi ade ke orang tgk porno gelak camtu.hihihihi...
dari kiri: Amir, Al and IZiq

ni time ir chee cheng mempresentkan part dia.ha chee cheng lain kali kalo tak tau jawab cakap je tak tau.habis citer....(ni aku ambik dr consultant tu punye ayat cume di tukar sedikit ke bahasa aku)

ir alwyn tengah menipu consultant. dia ingat ape consultant tu bodoh....

ha nila orang-orang yang menghakimi hasil kerja kitorang..
tuan haji: malasnye aku nak dengar dak ni merepek.perut aku dah berbunyi ni.bilela nak habis.
consultant: ape bebudak kat depan ni merepek.diorang ni belajar ape kat u ni.ke lecturer diorang tak aja pape.iskh iskh iskh..
dr norazli: walau pun aku dah memang boring,layankan jela bebudak ni.kesian lak diorang present takde org nak tengok..

ir rizwan tengah khusyuk tengok anak buahnye present kat depan.

ir nazmi yang kacak lagi hensem..pergkhh..puji diri sendri sial....

ni last orang yang present. ir rizwan mempresntkan berapa kos keseluruhan..acong suke dia tak kene bantai kali ni.....

Evening at Saba', Cyberjaya

2009-04-09T00:10:00.003+08:00

It tastes good!! Period.

Kenangan di UNITEN 2

2009-04-07T12:19:00.009+08:00

nila kenderaan aku dari foundation sampaila tahun 4. motor kriss.dah banyak gak berjasa ni.awal-awal aku bawakle ke kelas.dah lelama motor ni bergerak time hujung minggu jerk sebab aku naik kete member aku g kelas.kesian aku tgk moto ni. sekarang dah ade kat rumah.ayah aku guna bawak g masjid.alhamdulillah...

nila pasangan duet paling popular di dalam civil...tidak boleh dipisahkan bak ayam chiken rice dengan faliq. ape peribahasa aku gunakan ni.hahaha.gambari ni time 1 or 2 year.tak sure.tgk rambut syafiq..legendary.huhuhuhuu
dari kiri: kamal and syafiq

yang ni aku rasela dalam kelas hydro or kelas ape tah.aku pun tak sure.tgk lidah bob..panjang kan....
dari kiri : syafiq, iziq dan bob

nila squad kembara arechong.gambar ni time semangat nak berkempen tok arechong.habis pokok-pokok di uniten ade gambar arechong yang tak seberapa handsome tu.hahahaha
dari kire : Hamzah(muke sebelah je), sob, bos, azril (dalam kenangan) dan hafiz besar.
aku alwyn dan the guine piq. gambar ni time kat kelas BM.ade presentation jual barang.kesian the guine piq dijual.lelong-lelong seekor rm5.ade seekor je pon...

Utada Hikaru = Tetris Otaku

2009-04-07T01:12:00.003+08:00

Here are some videos that I just found from Youtube. It seems that Utada Hikaru is really really good tetris player. Haha. If I compete with her, for sure I will be beaten.. but i don't mind.. rela kasi dia menang.. lol..

Hikaru Utada (宇多田ヒカル Utada Hikaru^?) (born January 19, 1983 in New York), better known by her stage name Utada (pronounced/uːtədə/) in America and Europe, and also known by her fans as Hikki (ヒッキー Hikkī^?), is a Japanese singer-songwriter, arranger, and record producer.

Utada's official debut album in 1999, First Love, immediately became Japan's biggest-selling album in history and was certified 32× Platinumby RIAJ.^[1]^[2]Known best in Japan and internationally throughout Asia for her songs "Automatic" and "First Love", she was called by Time Magazine in 2001 "Diva On Campus," while attending Columbia University for a brief, career-break semester in 2001.^[3]^[4] The release of her subsequent works cemented her status as one of Japan's all-time most successful artists, with 3 of her Japanese studio albums being ranked in Top 10 best-selling albums ever in Japan (#1, #4, #8) and an overall six of her albums, one English-language and one compilation, thus far in her career charting within the 275 Best-Selling Japanese albums list.^[5]^[6]

She has had 12 #1 hits to date on the Oricon Singles chart, with two notable record achievements for a female solo or group artist: 5 of them being million-sellers and 4 placing in the Top 100 All-Time Best-selling Singles.^[7]^[8] In 2003, Utada was ranked #24 in the survey of "Top 100 Japanese Pop Artists of All Time" by HMV,^[9] and #10 in HMV's "Top 30 Best Japanese Singers of All Time" in 2006.^[10]

She is also known for her two theme song contributions to Square Enix's Kingdom Hearts video game series: "Simple and Clean"^[11] and "Sanctuary".^[12] In 2007, her single "Flavor of Life" reached #2 in worldwide digital download yearly single chart with over 7.2 million downloads,^[13] and contributes to 12 million digital sales for her over the same year.^[14]

On March 24, 2009 Utada released her second english album titled, 'This Is the One' in the United States.

Kenangan di UNITEN 1

2009-04-07T00:37:00.006+08:00

Habis dah presentation integrated aku.bermakna hanya tinggal presentation FYP ngn hantar thesis jer.presentation pg tadi berjalan ngn lancar dan aku hanye memerlukan 3 minit je untuk menyudahkan presentation aku.cepat gile.selepas tunggu 2 jam 45 minit aku present 3 minit je.papejele yang penting aku present.

disebabkan ini hari-hari terakhir aku di Uniten aku nak post kan gambar-gambar kenangan aku di UNITEN.tapi tak banyak gambar lelama yang masih wujud dalam simpanan aku.banyak dah hilang.tapi ini antara gambar yang masih aku simpan untuk di share sepanjang aku berada di UNITEN..

Gambar ni diambil kalo tak silap aku time aku 1 year kot time lab ape tah.aku pun tak ingat.time ni rambut aku ala-ala rebonding.bile pke balik mimpi ngeri lak buat rambut camtu...
dari kiri : jimmy, kamal,taqom, iziq, muiz dan ramesh.

Gambar ni pula time kelas survey.time buat lab.aku satu team ngn dak dak nila.sape lagi group aku tah..aku pun tak ingat. tgk gaya arechong yang suke dok teropong orang..
dari kire : arechong, iziq and taufiq.

Gambar ni diambil time first time aku join aktiviti kat uniten. ni aktiviti SRM g FRIM.time tu budak yang pakai baju hijau tu orang kuat so sebab tula aku rajin nak join aktiviti ni.tgkla budak baju hijau tu..kepenatan tahap melampau.dressing cam nak g pantai padahal masuk hutan..its that me..argkhhhh....rambut blah tengah.hahahaha..
dari kiri : iziq and amir hakim

cukupla 3 gmbar ni dulu.aku nak cari gambar-gambar memori dulu.banyak gambar dah hilang ni...cepatnye masa berlalu.....

Jai Ho!

2009-04-05T23:55:00.005+08:00

Funny! That's all I can say when watching a parody of Jai Ho made by kennysia. You can watch it below. Jai Ho - Slumdog Millionaire OST

Here's the original video

Here's the Pussycat Dolls edition

Funny Videos. Theme: India

2009-04-05T03:13:00.004+08:00

Here are some funny television ads from India.

Don't smoke in public...

2009-04-05T01:44:00.003+08:00

Here's an ad from india for those smokers who smoke in public. I know sometimes its hard to resist the urge to smoke but please don't do it in public because not everyone wants to share your smoke.

p.s: Aku rase nak buat macam ni jugak lah klu ade org mcm ni. ( Hahahaha.. hipokritnye aku)

Khai and Afdlin...

2009-04-03T02:55:00.003+08:00

hallo..minggu ni aku suka nak bubuh entry pasal kawanku and artis.ni antara kawan-kawanku yang serupa ngan artis. kali ni yang jadi mangsa aku ialah kawanku yang bernama khairil ataupun chaeryl ataupon bos. aku samakan dia seperti afdlin.memang ade iras-iras.aku rase kalo bos berlakon baik punye cilok atau cuci ganti afdlin pon orang tak perasan.hahahahaa.jangan marah bos....

kepada bos, selamat mempraktikal diri bersama Tuan Haji Sufian..

Girls Generation

2009-04-03T00:44:00.005+08:00

Hey ya! Its been a long time since my last post. Now i'm going to present a new single from Girls Generation - Gee. Enjoy~!

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Girls' Generation (Hangul: 소녀시대; Hanja: 少女時代) is a South Korean nine-member girl group formed by SM Entertainment in 2007. The members include (in order of official announcement) Yoona, Tiffany, Yuri, Hyoyeon, Sooyoung, Seohyun, Taeyeon (the leader), Jessica, and Sunny. International Girls' Generation fans usually refer to the group as SNSD, the acronym of the group's Korean name So Nyeo Shi Dae. Many of the members had already pursued an entertainment career before Girls' Generation's debut through acting, DJ-ing, and modeling. Their official fanclub is known as S♡NE (소원) also one of the titles of a song from their first album. Girls' Generation sold 100,000 copies of their album in South Korea, being the first girl group to do so since 2002.^[1]

Source: Wikipedia.org

Faliq and Fahrin...

2009-04-01T20:59:00.002+08:00

hihihihi.saje je aku ni...mai tgk reramai.yang baju biru nila roomate aku dah dekat 3 tahun kat uniten.orangnye nampak kecik..cute la konon.ahaks...owh ya sekarang dia minat ngn fahrin kononnye ade iras-iras.cube korang bandingkan gambar yang aku letak tu.tang mana yang sama.kalau ketinggian confirmla tak sama.ketoughfan badan lagila tak sama.yang aku perasan sama ialah dua-dua pakai jam kat tangan kiri.hahahahaha.gambar ni sempena citer kat slot akasia sekarang iaitu matahari. kan Fahrin berlakon, so aku tarukla gambar ni promote kawan aku sorang ni. so sesapa yang minat fahrin takpun tetibe mula minat kawan aku sorang ni saksikanla matahari di slot akasia setiap hari isnin hingga khamis dr pukol 6.30 hingga 7.30 di tv3. ingat fahrin ingat faliq. hahahahhaa

wei pin..

2009-04-01T11:30:00.002+08:00

hallo sumer...akhirnye habis gak paper aku yang terakhir kat uniten ni..lepas ni just focus tok integrated ngn fyp jerk...

tok post kali ni aku nak tekankan kat gambar yang aku upload ni...heheh..tentang rini af7 ngan weipin. sarah kata rini ni senior dia kat convernt dulu...ape yang aku nak katakan kalo si rini ni make up muka-muka dia ade iras weipin.dan paling terserlah time konsert ke3 af7, bagi aku memang sebijik.tak taula korang kata ape.ni pendapat aku jerk..adekah muka weipin pakai tudung akan sama cam rini pakai tudung...

kepada wei pin...jangan marah yerk..saje jerk.u are great friend for me.nice to know you..semoga persahabatan kita akan berkekalan sampai bila-bila..

Fakta Sejarah...

2009-03-29T19:14:00.003+08:00

cuba baca ni.takde pun dalam buku sejarah kita.ni sebenarnye yang berlaku kat sejrah negara kite.aku rase kalo kite jawab dalam soalan sejarah time SPM or PMR confirm dapat A.ntah ntah dapat student terbaik dalam sejarah....

Mengapa Utara tidak ditawan Portugis....

1508: Alfonso de al buqurque menyampaikan hasratnya kepada Raja portugis untuk meluaskan pegaruhnya ke Asia Tenggara ( Melaka pusat perdagangan asia tenggara ketika itu) dan juga laluan penting perdagangan timur barat. Raja Portugis bersetuju untuk menyediakan kemudahan bala tentera 158 biji kapal, 15300 ( anggaran) bala tentera

1509: Portugis menhantar perisik ke Melaka untuk megetahui keadaan kekuatan pertahanan disana

Oct 1511: Alfonso berjaya menawan Melaka setelah berhempas pulas melawan 5 pahlawan melayu terhandal (Hang Tuah, Hang Lekir, Hang Lekiu,Hang Jebat dan Hang Kasturi) ini adalah mimpi ngeri bagi pihak Alfonso, untuk menawan Melaka serta berlawan dengan 5 Hang bersaudara, mereka perlu mendapat askar tambahan setelah 15k askarnya terkorban dalam pertempuran selama 6 hari itu dengan 5 Hang bersudara..akhirnya dapat juga menawan Melaka setelah hampir kecewa dan putus asa…

1512: Setahun 12 bulan kemudian Alfonso ingin meluaskan kekuasaannya ke Perlis, Kedah dan P.Pinang, yang ketika itu adalah pusat pegeluaran tebu untuk gula rantau ini,…

Feb 1512:Alfonso menghantar perisik ke perlis, kedah dan pulau pinang un tuk mengetahui kekuatan bala tentera di sana mengikut sejarah, perisiknya telah ke kedai kopi sekitar untuk mendapat segala maklumat yang diperlukan.. .

Seminggu selepas

FEB 1512, Perisik balik ke Melaka untuk memberitakan hasil risikan kepada Alfonso Di bawah adalah perbualan percakapan antara perisik dengan Al fonso yang selama ini cuba disembunyikan dalam buku sejarah

Perisik 1.2.3: selamat pagi tuan (sambil bertabik)
Alfonso: selamat pagi
Perisik 1: Begini lah tuan, lupakan saja niat tuan untuk menawa Perlis, Kedah dan Pulau Pinang
Alfonso: Kenapa kuat sangat kah mereka itu..? ( dengan nada marah dan bongkak)
Perisik 2: Untuk menawan melaka yang mempunyai 5 pahlawan terhandal Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi, Hang Lekir dan Hang Lekiu pun kita kehilangan hampir 15k bala tentera, inikan pula kita nak menawan Perlis, Kedah dan P.Pinangyang mempunyai beribu ribu hang..
Perisik 3: Betoi tu tuan…antaranya

hang sihat, hang buat apa, hang apa khabar, hang lagu mana,hang pi mana,
hang nak pi mana, hang singgah dulu bapak hang,mak hang, adik hang, tok hang
macam macam lagi hang ada kat sana…..

Mendengar hasil risikan itu Alfonso pun tak jadi nak pi serang disebabkan
pengalamannya sebelum ini bersama 5 pahlawan melayu Melaka amat
ngeri……ini kan pula nak berhadapan beribu ribu hang kat situ.

Nama Jepun ke ni???

2009-03-29T16:36:00.002+08:00

1. Yang pemarah - KEJI CACIMAKI

2. Yang tak suka barang mahal - SATO SUKAMURA

3. Yang bisu - KITA TADASUARA

4. Yang suka makan tose - NANACHI HITOSI

5. Yang suka lagu blues - APO NADIKATO

6. Yang suka belajar - ASIKO ULANGKAJI

7. Yang kerap bikin ribut - WAKASI HURUHARA

8. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

9. Yang suka sangat tido - MEKA TIDOMATI

10. Qayyum - QAYYUMURO

11.Rizwan - RIZWANITO

12.Alwyn - ALWYNISIO

13.Khairil - KHAIRLIMASE

kepada nama yang berada di no 10-13..jangan mare...hihihihihi.....

Peribahasa tah pape...

2009-03-28T14:42:00.000+08:00

1. Seperti anjing jantan dgn anjing betina
Maknernyer: Dua orang yg pantang bertemu asik nak beromen aje.

2. Sepandai-pandai lalat terbang akhirnya ke taik jugak dia hinggap.
Maknernyer: Orang kalau dah perokok tu, kalau dia berenti akhirnya dia gerenti start balik punyer

3. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,tak pernah masok ke sukan Olimpik.
Maknernyee : Jangan macam bagus pasal yg macam bagus tu selalunya tak bagus

4. Biar putih tulang jgn putih muker
Maknernyee: Kalau surat beranak dah letak orang Melayu jgn eksen nak jadi Mat Salleh plak. Be proud of what you are.

5. Kalau tidak ader angin masakan satu LRT boleh bau busuk
Maknernyer: Kentotlah…

6. Seperti kacang luperkan mama
Maknernyer: Orang yg tak sedar diri tak kenang jasa baik orang yg muler-muler mempopularkan dia.

7. Ader udang di sebalik udang lain
Maknernyer: Jgn sangka yg duduk sorang kat tempat sunyi tu sorang. Check betul-betul, mesti ader sorang lagi kat bawah ke tengah ke baring ke.

8. Biar mati anak jgn mati pucuk
Maknernyer: Kalau dah mati pucuk camner nak dapat anak?

9. Sudah jatuh ditimpa piano
Maknernyer: Nasib malang yg tak agak-agak.

10. Umpama air dicincang takkan putus mana nak sama si air sirap.
Maksudnyer: orang yang takkan lupa pada kenkawannyer..kalau dia jumpa pasti dia mintak kawannyer belanja air sirap

lawak slapstik 6

2009-03-28T14:37:00.001+08:00

~lawak babi...

Ada satu cerita, nak dengar tak?

Ceritanya cam ni,

Ada seorang pompuan , masa tu dia sedang berhenti ditepi jalan sambil melihat keadaan keretanya yang kemek. Hari dah nak masuk maghrib, dia menjadi semakin resah. Dah lah jalan tu sempit, lampu jalan tak de pulak.

Tiba-tiba datang sebuah motosikal datang dari arah bertentangan. Dah lah tak pasang lampu, tak pakai topi keledar.. laju pulak tu.. macam pelesit. Perempuan tu apa lagi, dia terus menjerit ” Hoi.. Babiiiiiiiii……. Slow sikit…..”

Bila mendengar laungan perempuan tu, apa lagi, penunggang motosikal tu pun menjerit balas .. “Celaka!!!!! F**k you!!!, Pu**mak kau!!!”..” Bagerooo…” sedap jer cakap babi….”

Selang beberapa saat.. tiba-tiba terdengar satu dentuman yang kuat…. Perempuan tadi berlari ke arah bunyi dentuman tersebut.. Apabila sampai ke sana, kelihatan budak tu terpelanting dalam semak manakala motosikal nya remuk sama sekali.

Rupa-rupanya, dia dah langar babi yang telah dilanggar oleh perempuan tadi.

Moral of the Story : Hoi babi!!!!!!!! slow skit!!!! tu bukanya marah… tapi nak bagi tau jer…. yang ada babi tergolek kat depan…. hehehehehehe

lawak slapstik 5

2009-03-27T19:17:00.001+08:00

~Lawak Pak Arab~

Ditakdirkan seorang gadis Melayu telah berkahwin dengan Pak Arab yang kaya raya. Malam pertama babak asmara bermula……

Gadis : Pak Sheikh…ana takutlah…ana tak biasa….Pak Sheikh jangan ganas-ganas ye……

Pak Arab : Baiklah….anta bukaklah dulu…..

Gadis : Tak boleh….ana malu….Pak Skeikh bukalah dulu…..

Pak Arab : Baik….hah tengok ni…….

Gadis : Waw!….Waw!….Waw!….

Pak Arab : Bukan!….Bukan….Ini bukan Waw…Ini Aliffff!…….

Gadis tersenyum……………….

Bangla dan Rumah Hantu
Seorang pemuda Bangla ditangkap di tempat funfair di ibu kota dan dihadapkan dimahkamah atas tuduhan meramas t*t*k pengunjung rumah hantu dan dibicarakan:-

Hakim: Kamu Hamid Gulam di-tuduh bersalah meramas t*t*k wanita ditempat kerja kamu. “mengaku salah atau tidak?”

Lalu Bangla menjawab tidak mengaku bersalah.

Hakim bertanya mengapa tak bersalah? Si bangla menjawab itu memang tugas nya dirumah hantu.

Lalu Hakim bertanya apa tugas kamu? Bangla menjawab “Sebagai hantu t*t*k tuan!” Hakim tertawa…kah! kah! kah!

~Kaya~

Sewaktu si mamat dalam perjalanan manaiki kereta untuk pulang ke KL daripada JB melalui lebuhraya, beliau berhenti rehat di salah sebuah hentian. Sewaktu berehat maka datanglah kepadanya seorang tua yang berpakaian agak compang-camping lalu menegurnya … “Anak nak ke mana?”. Si mamat menjawab ringkas, “KL” Orang tua itu bertanya lagi, “Boleh pakcik tumpang sampai ke Pagoh” dan dijawab oleh si mamat tadi “Ehm…bolehlah.”

Lantas orang tua itu masuk dan duduk di dalam keretanya. Dalam hati simamat berkata, “Hai, siapalah orang tua nii, orang ke atau ???” Beliau meneruskan perjalanannya. Sebaik menghampiri Pagoh, orang tua tadi bertanya, “Anak nak kaya tak?” Si mamat tersentak dan berkata dalam hati,”Dah buat dah orang tua ni. Nak bagi aku kaya pulak. Orang tua ni nak bagi aku nombor kot. Atau nak menguji aku?”

Si mamat pun jawab, “Tak apalah pakcik, hidup sederhanapun cukup. Kalau kaya nanti lupa diri pulak” Orang tua tu tak bertanya lagi. Dalam hati si mamat berkata mungkin jawapannya adalah yang terbaik takut-takut itu hanya ujian daripada orang tua tadi. Kemudian orang tua tu tanya lagi, “Anak nak kaya tak?” Si mamat jawab serupa yang tadi, “Tak apalah pakcik,saya lebih senang hidup sederhana”.

Bila sampai di Pagoh, orang tua itu minta diturunkan lalu berkata, “Tu, pakcik ada tinggalkan satu tin kaya cap Yeo’s untuk anak sebagai tanda terima kasih kerana tumpangkan pakcik.” Terima kasih, ya nak.” lalu orang tua tu turun dari kereta. Si mamat tersipu-sipu malu lalu menjawab, “Terima kasihlah pakcik” lalu meneruskan perjalanan.

Lawak slapstik 4

2009-03-26T08:36:00.002+08:00

~Suami Yang Patut Di Contohi~

Seorang penderita kanser usus di beritahu oleh doktornya bahwa hidupnya tidak lama,hanya sekitar 2 minggu lagi. Mendengar khabar tak mengenakkan hati, ia memberitahukan anaknya untuk segera mengadakan majlis besar-besaran sebagai tanda perpisahan.
Ditengah kawan-kawannya ia menyatakan : “Maaf teman-teman, Saya mengumpulkan kamu semua agar tahu bahawa Saya tak lama lagi akan meninggalkan anda, AIDS telah menyerang tubuh Saya.” Anaknya dengan hairan bertanya : “Ayah, mengapa Ayah berbohong atas penyebab kematian Ayah?”
Ayahnya menjawab : “PsssSssst, aku tak mau salah seorang dari mereka akan tidur dengan Ibumu yang cantik, seksi dan menawan setelah aku meninggal dunia kelak !”

~Ganti Pakaian~

Dalam Kompeni A sebuah pasukan tentera yang sudah berbulan-bulan bertugas di pedalaman Sarawak, sampai suatu ketika mereka dikumpulkan oleh Kapten mereka.

“Saya ada dua berita untuk kamu semua, berita baik dan berita buruk. Berita baiknya, hari ini pakaian dalam kita akan diganti…”

“Horaiii! Siap, kapten!” jerit seluruh anggota pasukan dengan gembira.

“Nah, sekarang berita buruknya. Ahmad, ganti pakaian dalam kamu dengan kepunyaan Abu. Ah Meng, kamu ganti dengan kepunyaan Salim…”

~Kereta Sudah Penuh~

Satu keluarga yang berasal dari Terengganu nak balik beraya di kampung, tapi cuma ada sebuah Kancil je untuk tujuh orang ahli keluarga tersebut. Maka si ibu kepada keluaga tersebut pun berkata,

Ibu: Guane nih..penuh kete. Dok muak ayoh mu wey!

Ayah: Betul jugok. Guane nok buak nih? Lamo dok sapa kampong.

Ibu: Tujuh oghang dokleh sumbak masuk kete kancil nih. Kecik do’oh.

Mereka pun memerah otak memikirkan macam mana nak menyelesaikan masalah tersebut. Ruang terlalu sempit untuk tujuh orang, tiba-tiba anak mereka yang paling kecil berkata…

Anak: Abah, umi… Awang tau doh guane nok buak. Kite skarang ade tujuh oghang. Tamboh la soghang lagi. baru jadik ‘LAPANG’…!!!

Lawak slapstik 3

2009-03-25T15:16:00.002+08:00

~ Puisi Suami Untuk Isteri Untuk Kahwin Lain ~

Isteriku,
jika engkau bumi,
akulah matahari.
Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku..
Ingatlah bahtera yg kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang.
Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasa akan silauan ku.
Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya bumi,
malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku.

Lalu……
Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain,
menyampaikan faedah adanya aku,
kerana sudah takdir Illahi sinaranku diperlukan diplanet
lain…

Balasan Puisi Suami daripada Isteri
Suamiku,
andai kau memang mentari,
sang surya yang memberi cahaya,
aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet yang
telah TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku perlukan cahayamu
dan….

akupun juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaran mu…

AKAN TETAPIIIIIIII. .
Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja,
jangan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!!!
Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi.
Lihatlah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita,
di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku mengerti…
Cuba lihat siapa dirimu…
MATAHARI atau lilin ?
atau jangan-jangan

cuma mancis saja!!!!!

please lah….!!!

lawak slapstik 2

2009-03-24T18:11:00.001+08:00

dah lama tak post..jari ni asyik nak post something jerk...

Teman Sekatil

“betul yati, buat apelah aku bohong, si farid dah ada teman sekatil mase ko takde kat sini, body dia solid mcm biola, suaranya merdu menusuk hati, aku tak tipu ko, si faizal yg bgtau kat aku.” yati terkejut bercampur geram mendengar kata-kata ina, teman serumahnya. sampai hati farid sanggup menduakannya. masih belum cukupkah layanan yang aku berikannya kepadanya.

segalanya telah ku serahkan kepadanya, maksud aku hati aku ni, takkan setelah aku serahkan body baru dia setia padaku. aku lihat diriku pada cermin, apa kurangnya aku ni, muke dah le cute, body jgn ckp le, pernah orang ckp yg aku ni lebih cantik dari nasha aziz. tak boleh jadi ni, esok aku mesti pergi ke rumah farid, biar aku ajar pompuan yg tak sedar diri tu.

aku nak lihat secantik mana dia tu, menurut lina, cutting badannya seksi macam biola, habis tu ape kurangnya aku..sampai hati farid sanggup mencari pompuan lain sebagai teman sekatil dia, tu baru seminggu aku tinggalkan dia kerana pergi berkursus, kalo sebulan.. keesokan paginya aku pergi ke rumah farid. dari jauh aku terdengar suara. itu bukan suara farid.

memang sah, farid berkongsi ranjang dengan orang lain. tetiba aku terdengar suara faizal, teman serumah farid.” cepatlah farid, buka zip dia, aku tak sabar dah ni, malam tadi ko je yang main, bile plak turn aku, aku dah gian gile sebab dah lama tak main”..

masya-allah..apa nak jadi dengan pakwe aku sekor ni, siap bertukar2 turn plak ni, kecian betul kat pompuan sekor tu, tak pasal2 jd mangsa kerakusan 2 org lelaki..ni tak boleh jadi, aku mesti pantas bertindak..ape nak jadi, jadilah..

dgn penuh marah aku terus meluru ke dalam bilik. “sampai hati abang menduakan yati, selama ni yati setia kat abg, ni ke balasan abg terhadap segala pengorbanan yati selama ni”..

” eh… bile yati sampai, kenape tak call abg dulu”

“yati memang sengaja tak nak bgtau abg, yati nak saksikan sendiri kecurangan abg, mana betina tu, biar aku ajar2 pompuan murahan tu”

“ape yg yati merepek ni, mana ada pompuan dlm umah ni, si faizal ada le..”

“abg jgn nak cube tipu yati, ina ada bgtau yati yg abg ada teman sekatil, lgpun td yati dengar perbualan abg dgn faizal tadi, mana abg sorokkan dia?”

“bertenang yati, memang benar abg dah duakan yati, tapi yati harus terima dia jugak, abg benar2 sygkan dia, lgpun dia masih baru”

“yati tak kira, sekarang abg pilih samada yati @ betina jalang tu?”
“ape yang ko merepek ni setan, takkan dgn gitar baru aku ni pun ko nak cemburu buta?. siap nak berpisah, ko ni dah tak betul ke?”

malu gile yati pagi tu… celaka punye ina, jaga kauuuuu…

Kisah Di Rumah Usang

“satu hari tuh kat sebuah kampung aderlah sebuah umah usang… kat hujung kampung… satu hari ader sorang pompuan ngan laki ler kan dok pergi lam umah tuh..buat per ntah… hehe… pintu tutup rapat lah kan..satu hari tuh..ketua kampung pun lalulah kat situ..tiba-tiba dier dengar pompuan ngan laki tuh ketawer… .dier pun dengar ler diorang berbual..

Pompuan:sayang u lah buker ‘u’ punyer dulu..i malulah..
laki:ala ulah buker u punyer dulu… alahai sayaang leh lah,,
pompuan: oklah kejap yerk… .sayang leh tak u tolong bukerkan untuk i ketatlah pulak…

laki: oklah… .1,2,3 tengoklah sayang..u punya nih lembiklah… .
pompuan:alahai u nie cuber u bukak u punya pulak..
laki:tengoklah i punya nih..keraslah saynag…
pompuan:tapi u punya nih i jilat best lah lom lagik isap nih…
laki:memang lah tengok saper punyer kan…
so,nak jadikkan citer ler kan… ketua kampung yg dengo tuh naik geram ler kan… so,dier pun kumpulkan orang kampung nak tangkap dier dua orang tuh..so,biler dah terkumpul semuanya mereka pu tendang pintu tuh and then berkata..aper korang buat hah??

laki:kami tak buat aper aper..kami hanya buker durian nih ajer…
ketuakampung:yerkre nih..abis lembik keras tadik aper?
pompuan:isi durian lah tok!
so,tok penghulu yang menyangka mereka buat tuh tuh..terus malu dan lemparkan diri dier ke dalam parit!”

lawak slapstik..

2009-03-24T17:49:00.001+08:00

Durex vs Whisper
Durex condom says to Whisper pad
“when u work, I lose business for seven days.”

Whisper replies
“If u fail to work once, my business stops for 9 month!”

Pakcik dan Tandas Wanita
Seorang pakcik tersilap masuk toilet, termasuk kat dlm toilet wanita. Wanita2 yg ada kt dalam tandas semuanya menjerit ‘NI UNTUK PEREMPUAN JE PAKCIK’. Pakcik tu selamba je turunkan seluarnya sambil berkata ‘NI PON UNTUK POMPUAN JUGAK’.

Pandai Tapi Bodoh

Razlan dan Razi pergi berkhemah. Setelah penat memasang khemah dan hari pun sudah beransur gelap, mereka pun tertido la di dalam khemah tersebut. Beberapa jam kemudian, Razlan terbangun dan mengejutkan Razi dari tido.

Razlan : Razi, cuba kau pandang kat atas dan apa yang kau nampak.
Razi : Aku nampak berjuta-juta bintang.
Razlan : Dan apakah maksudnya itu?
Razi : *setelah berfikir sejenak* Dari sudut Astronomi ada kemungkinan yang terdapat berjuta-juta galaksi dan planet di luar sana. Dari sudut Astrologi aku perhati yang planet Musytari di kalangan Leo. Dari sudut Horologi, aku berpendapat masa sekarang lebih kurang pukul tiga pagi. Dari sudut Theologi aku dapat merasakan yang Tuhan itu maha berkuasa dan kita ni hanyalah hamba yang sangat kerdil dan lemah. Dari sudut Meteorologi, aku ramalkan yang esok cuaca akan cerah sepanjang hari. Kenapa kau tanya aku soalan yang macam tu? Apa maksudnya bagi kau?
Razlan : *Terdiam seketika*. Bodoh la kau ni Razi. Ada orang dah curik khemah kita la.

berkemban..

2009-03-22T13:19:00.002+08:00

dah lama aku tak post pape kat blog ni.berkubor jap...tetibe je rase nak ltk something.so aku nak ltk gambar kontriversi plng top minggu ni.nilah artis yang berkemban kua kat paper.kenal tak minah ni.pengacara 999.gile hot...pans..panas...panas...siapakah yang ambik gamabr ni???takkan tangkap sendiri kot...

Donating Stars: BBQ Chicken @ Metropoint Kajang

2009-03-21T01:32:00.004+08:00

It's been a while since the last post...

These pictures were taken last week after Bob and me tired doing our highway project. We decided to eat something to freshen ourselves before continuing our endless project. :D kinda...

Since we are already visit Plaza Metro Kajang and tired searching for graph paper, our next destination is Metropoint!

This shop is new since-when-i-dunno. So, we decided to have our dinner there! After go through its menu, we ordered the combo set for 4, although there's only two of us in there. :D It shows that we're kinda too hungry at that time.. XP

Here's the pic for the day!

Starter set

4 soft drinks, really

Nice setting

Potato Wedges

Combo set, 8 pieces of chicken, 4 different flavours

Food! :D

Nyum nyum

Coleslaw, included in the combo.

Donation:

Environment: 4/5

Food: 4/5

Price: Prepare extra money, around 10 percent service charge, 5 percent government tax.

Overall: 4/5

All u readers should try it!

Leaked Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 details!!

2009-03-06T23:29:00.002+08:00

Leaked from a play tester on the twitter fourzerotwo’s live blog.

http://twitter.infinityward.com/

Here is the leaked information

*Vehicles will be in MW2
*M16 will return, using stopping power will only be OHK at head, neck, and torso (abdomen, limbs, and hands/feet will not)
*Ak47 and M4 will return, unknown if there are any changes
*M40 will return, ACOG damage boost will be fixed
*Scorpion, P90, M21, R700, G3, G360 will not return
*There are more unknown weapons that will not return
*New sniper rifle: SR25M (United states forces)
*New Assault rifle: Diemeco C8 (Canadian forces M4 equivelant)
*New Assault rifle: L85A2 (United Kingdom forces)
*Total weapons in multiplayer are said to be around 35
*Favourite Modern warfare 1 maps will return
*Helicopters, air strikes, UAV will return
*Red dot sightings will come in different shapes for multiplayer (circular, square, original)
*Snipers will have special grass camouflage (As seen in Modern warfare 1’s campaign)
*All perks will return from MW except eavesdrop and others will be altered
*All gametypes will return from MW and all will have hardcore versions
*New gametype: Secure (Call of duty version of capture the flag, however you capture the enemy’s Intel)
*New gametype unconfirmed name, similar to search and destroy, however instead of trying to plant a bomb, you try to kill a specified enemy
*Solider customization for each class (and each country)
*Sniper with silencers will NOT be in multiplayer
*There are NO bots in local multiplayer
*Similar version to Nazi Zombies, however details are unknown
*NO guest players online, 1 player per console
*Killcam save feature
*There is blood and gore
*Offline/Online Co-op
*Story takes place in the Middle East
*Role as US marines return
*Ken Lally voice work in campaign
*Release is set for sometime in November
*New army tags will be available to add different elements in campaign (similar to halo skulls)
*Campaign-only weapons

Happy Valentines Day!!!

2009-02-16T21:43:00.004+08:00

How was valentines day this year for u ppl out there and my fellow contributors?

Well.. mine was more like being a good boy that spend the valentines day with parents... not like i had a choice la... but it was fun... more like my mum ler.. =P.. who is hapenning 1 ler...

Putting that aside.. i actually post this blog... to express how much i miss those days back then, where we spend most of the festive seasons and celebrations together. From New Year to the following new year, we celebrated all together doing stupid stuff like boxing day, birthdayz, making video for a fren over seas and so on... it was so fun... and yes.. i am so talking bout YUN

, LIPING, YEN,SHUN(i din forget this time =P), ALFRED and EUGEEN.. it was so much fun back in those days when u ppl haven started working or with a bf i might add... haha... i think i expressed enough for now... just wanna tell u guyz i miss u... and to end this.. i added a photo and yah... I DUN HAVE MANY PHOTOS OF U GUYZ WIT ME LEH... send me some will ya.. plzz?? Love u guyz and galz.. XOXO <33

~Yen Li - Me - Yun~

Jagoya.. on Valentines Day.

Boredem beyond the skiesss.... >.<

2009-02-16T17:05:00.006+08:00

Since we were so bored... we (me,jason and kien fei) decided to go check out our horoscope today.. haha... heres the link www.psychicguild.com

so this is the resutls.... well.. i like u guyz out there to evaluate how true is this...

We shall begin wid Mr Couple Sim(ask y later)

Taurus

Your element: Earth

Your ruling planets: Venus

Symbol: The Bull

Your stone: Emerald

Life Pursuit: Emotional and financial security

Vibration: Determined energy

Taurus Secret Desire: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage.

Description:
Underneath their cool, calm and collected exterior, Taureans differ greatly from all the other signs of the zodiac. Taureans manage to discreetly stay apart from the crowd, even though they have a well-earned reputation for being socialisers. They will let others get close, but only so close as they want them. Some claim that trying to get your point across to a Taurean, should they not want to hear you, is rather similar to talking to the trees – they simply won't budge. And, there is no such thing as an open-book Taurean. Their feelings, fears and desires often run far deeper than anyone around them would guess. Like the butterfly that chooses to remain hidden in its cocoon until it is ready and prepared to emerge, so the true Taurean spirit remains hidden behind a veneer of day-to-day activities. That's why Taureans are sometimes regarded as snobby, withdrawn, boring, or even sulky.

The truth is, when Taureans manage to operate very adequately on their own form of automatic pilot, they can switch off from the world around them very efficiently. And when they do switch off, they are actually gathering in their inner reserves to deal with the outside pressures. This sign is also very closely connected to 'feeling good'. Most Taureans like their creature comforts and hate change because it takes them out of their automatic pilot condition of separating themselves from the world around them.

Because they hate to be put in jeopardy of any kind, this is the sign that strives to create tomorrow in advance, rather than leave it to fate. In love, Taureans are regarded as extremely sensual beings. An earth sign, they deal well with the personal, physical senses and consequently all the pleasures associated with what they can see, touch, smell and taste, add up to a special delight to them. Often nature and pet lovers, Taureans are closely associated with all things off the earth and nature.

and heres thier love Compatibility

Taureans like to take love slow. It’s more important for them to secure themselves financially before making commitments to any one else. They also need a love-mate to be their best friend. They’re romantic creatures, and will spoil mr. or mrs. right like a Prince or Princess.

Taurus-Aries : They are equal in status and complimentary.
Taurus – Taurus : Mutual admiration - you love adore each other.
Taurus – Gemini : Gemini, talks and Taurus listens.
Taurus – Cancer : They have lots in coming – a winning formula.
Taurus – Leo : You’ll have fun and spoil each other.
Taurus – Virgo : You can almost read each other’s minds.
Taurus – Libra : Art and culture bring them together.
Taurus – Scorpio : Admiration for each others strengths and qualities
Taurus – Sagittarius : Sag Optimism and Taurus sensuality lock together.
Taurus – Capricorn : Common values and goals – this is a strong bond.
Taurus – Aquarius : They have a lot to learn form each other.
Taurus – Pisces : These two can romantically hum together

so... who is cancer.. look for Mr Sim yea? =P

Our next candidate is.....(drum roll) KIEN FEI aka BIRDY (ask y later la...)

Scorpio

Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Pluto

Symbol: The Scorpion

Your stone: Topaz

Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition

Vibration: Resilient

Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty finding what they need to develop their own happiness.

Passion, desire and power go hand in hand for Scorpios. Their biggest challenge and test in life is choosing between the power of love and the love of power. Coming to grips with their extraordinary emotional depths and sensitivity isn't easy for those around them. They are different from all other zodiac signs and this difference has them walking, working and loving to a different beat. Others can often live with a Scorpio partner for years, but not really know them. Much to do with a Scorpio remains ever secret. Their eyes often blaze with feelings that words never express, and beware on the days or nights they hide their feelings behind dark glasses, there is likely to be a storm of some kind brewing. When you deal with a Scorpio you have to always deal with them on a psychic intuitive level. They often wear a mask. Too often they say "no" when they really mean "yes". They have contrary natures. Once they find true love they can be the most faithful dedicated of all partners but fall out badly with a Scorpio and you are likely to find they will never forget or forgive.

Most Scorpios are winners. The main thing they have to worry about is their attitudes, which make up their mind powers and can either make or break them. When they are negative about something or someone, or critical of themselves, they can tend to get in their own way.

Scorpios operate on three levels of soul evolvement; adding up to three distinctively different types of Scorpios. The first level is the Scorpion. This is the least evolved and most drawn toward using their powers the wrong way. The criminal element of Scorpio comes under this level. Then there is the eagle - the highflying, entrepreneurial, successful Scorpio, who seems able to rise above adversity and transform bad-times into good. Then the highest expression of this sign is the Phoenix Resurrected. These Scorpios are detached and extremely powerful. They are wise beyond their years and act as leaders and are an inspiration to others. Quite frequently a Scorpio goes through the three levels of evolvement in one lifetime - but the levels can operate out of sequence.

and heres thier love Compatibility

Scorpios are powerful people who love to control their own destiny. Sensual and intense, life is anything but mundane. They are tenacious, secretive, sexy, and exciting, but watch out, they can also be fiercely protective and jealous. There’s nothing casual about this star-sign – enchanting!

Scorpio – Aries : This energy plus union can move mountains.
Scorpio – Taurus : Respect and appreciation for each other’s skills.
Scorpio – Gemini : First impressions can be captivating.
Scorpio – Cancer : Totally electric – the world is their oyster.
Scorpio – Leo : They can build on each other’s energy.
Scorpio – Virgo : Combined power can be resourceful.
Scorpio – Libra : Deep down, these two have a lot to offer each other.
Scorpio – Scorpio : An emotional intensity outweighs other combinations.
Scorpio – Sagittarius : An optimistic outlook can bring them together.
Scorpio – Capricorn : These two make people stand up and take notice.
Scorpio – Aquarius : Getting to know each other is part of the intrigue.
Scorpio – Pisces : Like Burton and Liz Taylor, they complete each other.

So.. for those lovely Pisces (ladies) out there who so happen to drop by and giv a ring to our Mr BIRDY (CLAP CLAP)

Finally, its time... for MUA...

Libra

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Venus

Symbol: The Scales

Your stone: Opals

Life Pursuit: To be consistent

Vibration: Unsteady

Libran's Secret Desire: To live an easy, uncomplicated life.

Description:
Every adolescent Libran's fantasy is to find the Prince or Princess of their dreams. As their lives unfold, the experiences, false starts, dramas, broken hearts and disillusionment they encounter seeking this personal Holy Grail, often shapes their futures in the most extra-ordinary manner. Love and love-lost makes a big difference to the Libran although their often happy-go-lucky appearance against all kinds of odds may not reveal this as fact.

Librans can switch off from the world around then and during these periods much more occurs on the deep innermost levels of the Libran's psyche, than their closest companions imagine. Many Librans after establishing a lifestyle that somehow falls short of their childhood dreams, manage to conjure up a most independent life and keep up an image of being dedicated to a "close relationship". They can escape into obscure role playing - and often this makes them extremely successful business people. When it comes to romance and love, Librans can be difficult to fathom yet in business many Librans discover they can not only be creative, but it provides an opportunity to express the more diverse sides to their personalities. Their charm can win jobs and provides powerful friends. But in both work and play, looking for peace and harmony, Librans often say "yes" when they should be saying "no".

It is a sad fact about many a Libran's personal or business lives to say - many would have faired far better had they remained alone! But for those Librans who do find their secret dream and meet up with their Prince or Princess, that's another story! You'll find them living in some exotic, distant beautiful place, probably running the local bar or restaurant, designing the beach or ski gear, looking wonderful, sipping cocktails and finding life to be the total paradise they knew it could be. What Librans always have to remember when looking to fulfil their dreams is they should never undermine their own integrity and hold out until their dreams do come true - not simply take whatever is offered

and heres my Love compatibility

hey’re the peace lovers of the zodiac, and will shy away from conflict at all costs. They are also incurable romantics who love to surround themselves with beauty and culture. Learn to be diplomatic and smother your Libran with affection, and he/she will purr like a cat.

Libra – Aries : These two personalities balance each other out.
Libra – Taurus : Common interests promise pleasurable times.
Libra – Gemini : Love and adoration is the main theme here.
Libra – Cancer : When you’re in each others arms, life is sweet.
Libra – Leo : Together, they’re a showstopper sight!
Libra – Virgo : Love, honor, and harmony can make this match work.
Libra – Libra : Diplomacy and romance shuts out the cruel world.
Libra – Scorpio : Nurturing love lessons soften Scorpio’s heart.
Libra – Sagittarius : Philosophy, networking, having fun – great match!
Libra – Capricorn : Support and challenge through the good and bad.
Libra – Aquarius : Creative heaven! Their mind-sync is stimulating.
Libra – Pisces : Wine, roses, music – no shortage of romance.

So... who shall be the one who's zodiac sign matches me most... hmm... i wonder.. wahahaa.

ta-daa~~~ so that concludes our show today.. I hope that the rest of the contributors of this blog can find time to visit the website and upload thier zodiac ere... =P tq.. and have a nice day

Hell of a Night

2009-02-11T06:53:00.003+08:00

This is a true story which happened just a few hours before the post was written.

It started with a call to find the ever mysterious Nasi Lemak "Tetek" after out seminar on resume writing. Then Iziq came into the scene. He said that Faliq wants to go to KL but when called he was busy watchinng some Indian Movie. It was around 11.30 p.m.

Suddenly out of nowhere, around 11.50 p.m. Rizk got this bright idea of going for a dip in the hot spring in Malacca. He then started calling aL asking about the place. Within 20 minutes after the phone call, we were all set for the journey.

The time was 12.25 a.m. After taking some pictures with our vehicle, Rizk, Iziq, Rhaiz and me embark on our epic journey to Malacca. Barely few minutes into our journey, upon reaching the main gate, we met our most difficult obstacle. Since we are all in-campus students, we were not allowed to go out after 12.oo a.m. (macam penjara right???) but, determined not to end our journey prematurely, we tricked the guard saying thatwe are going to make a U-turn in front of the gate but instead, we went straight ahead.

Yeah!!! we passed our first and most difficult obstacle. But, the ordeal left our driver Rizk, badly damaged inside that we have to spend the rest of our journey comforting him. We all had to promise that if anything happen after our journey, we all are going to face it together like true friends should (Chewaaahhhhhh!!!!!). Apart from that, everything went okay until we reach a restaurant near Simpang Ampat Toll Plaza at about 1.30 a.m. There, only do we know that our fellow Rantributors aL and phewlett were also on their way. So, we ordered our food and waited for them.

The time was 1.55 a.m. aL and phewlett arrived at the restaurant. Unfortunately phewlett was ill so he just waited in the car while aL ordered his food. we left the restaurant at around 2.30 a.m.

We reached the Hot Springs at about 2.45 a.m. After paying RM4.00 entrance fee each, we straight away got down to business. aL was the first one to plunge into the pool while others were a little bit shy. Slowly, we all dipped our bodies into the steaming hot water until what's left was only our heads. The water was so refreshing it takes away all the stresses from the previous days (including along the journey, hahahaha) away. We felt energetic and our skin felt soft and supple.

After a few minutes of dipping in the hot water, we started cahtting among us. We talked about the previous Gradnite, which then lead to tons of other stuff. At around 3.30 a.m. aL said he had to leave because phewlett has started to feel all dizzy. So he left us there until we decided to call it off at around 4.00 a.m.

The time was 4.30 a.m. We started our journey back to our campus and stopped by Seremban Rest Area for some drinks and Yong Tau Foo. We finally reach Uniten at around 6.25 a.m.

(After everyone performed the Subuh Prayer, Rizk and Rhaiz went straight for bed while I grabbed my lappie and started writing till this post was published at 7.53 a.m.) Huhuhu.

For pictures of the crazy event, please check out the second installation of the post.

Ong Bak 2

2009-02-11T02:27:00.002+08:00

At first when i watched the trailer for this movie, really expect it to be an interesting movie with a good plot. Today, Bob, Haziq and me decided to watch this movie after our class ends at 1.30pm.

Remember, this movie is not the direct sequel of the first movie. It goes back to past time Thailand. Not present time. Hoho. It's like a prequel for the first movie.

Here our review about this movie.

Plot: Fair. Confusing ending. Maybe the movie should be extend a lil bit more to let it end properly.

Action: Very good. There's a lot of action/martial arts in this movie. Too much, makes people bored and wait for other thing to happen. Haziq have the time to send, receive and reply sms during the show. Imagine.

Overall: 3.5/5. Maybe I've set too high expectation from this movie (5/5). Good movie if you like to see just actions/martial arts. Sequel of this movie should be done to explain more about the plot.

RED CLIFF PaRT 2.... BEST !!!!

2009-01-31T22:00:00.008+08:00

So yesterday after Staad Pro, due to semua dh penat and takde keje except for kiyuu yg ada keje but after dipujuk oleh bob ( bob ko mmg terror pujuk kiyuu) , kiyuu pun pegi and the worst part naek kereta dia. weird coz dia tak nak pegi last2 dia punya kereta jadi mangsa. after berbincang with the geng( bob, kiyuu, me and helmi aka bonser) we decide to go to almanda, putrajaya nearest to uniten. Nasib baek takde org dekat sana so easier nk dpt tiket...

Red cliff part 2 directed by John Woo started of with one of Zhou yu men manage to penetrate Cao Cao's camp which is opposite of Red Cliff where Zhou yu's camp. With the second part, it near to the big battle and the psychological war begins between the two army... the tactic their used mmg best and not like israel-palestine war, this war is about using intelligence, high level tactic, predicting weather like wind and fog , truly a great war..

Lin Chi-ling as Zhou Yu’s wife, Xiao Qiao

Tony Leung Chiu-Wai plays Viceroy Zhou Yu

even though tak tgk part 1, you can still understand the muvi just maybe ada minor detail you tak paham. after the muvi, everybody was happy especially bob coz his dream of watching the second part came true after one whole year of waiting.

for me, rizk86 i give the muvi 4 out of 5, coz of Lin- Chi-ling mmg cun gila.. but the muvi is still great .

Net Stuff: Flash Paper

2009-01-28T00:24:00.003+08:00

Have u ever see a magician who take out a piece of paper from his sleeves, etc.. and burn it?

It is interesting to see that paper burnt, fast, and leaves nothing.

Want to know how it was made? Watch the video!

Source: Metacafe, Techamok

How to Make Flash Paper! - video powered by Metacafe

Karangan "Terbaik" UPSR 2007

2009-01-19T05:51:00.002+08:00

Hi guys, sorry for disappearing for quite some time. Here is some nice karangan to share with u... ENJOY!!!!!

Karangan budak darjah 4
Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Aya Hirano @ Kuala Lumpur

2009-01-16T14:36:00.002+08:00

Source: Anime Shrine

Yurp, Aya Hirano, a famous seiyuu is in KL for shooting for magazine and her DVD!
A Japanese girl, wearing a tudung and baju kebaya. Kinda cute. :)
Huhu. Maybe I should substitute myself with that makcik. xP

Apartment For Rent

2009-01-14T23:53:00.003+08:00

Looking for a new apartment?

Location: KL, near Lot10, Sg Wang Plaza, BB Plaza, Pavilion

Rent: RM 300 monthly, including water and electricity bills.

Located at the upper floor, penthouse concept, have enough surrounding space, suitable to get-together, lepaking, watching stars.

Picture of apartment:

Picture above taken from Lot10 men's surau. Really interesting to find out that there's still something like this. :)

Our 1001th Visitor Prize!

2009-01-09T19:16:00.002+08:00

A prize waiting for you~!

Requirement:

1. Be the 1001th visitor of this blog.
2. Print screen the page, showing you're the 1001th visitor of this blog!
3. Email the image to imzan_qifa86@yahoo.com.
4. Wait for the surprise prize to be send to you!

Terms and condition:
1. Participant should not be one of the Rant-ributors of this blog and their family. :D

Good Luck! :D

kebosanan di kelas numec 2

2009-01-08T00:44:00.006+08:00

seperti biase setiap hari selasa malam,merupakan hari yang membosankan. kelas numec lagi.argkh......seperti biase minit-minit terawal je leh concentrate.tapi kali ni lagi parah masuk-masuk kelas je terus takleh concentrate. disebabkan kebosanan bos telah memulakan communication melalui kertas bersama aku ngn amir....

bos: X not not not X
amir : apakah??
bos : X. not Ox
iziq : apekehenye yob
amir : ntah! dia guna emoticon simbol. maka aku tak paham.
iziq : to amir : ko tgk dato ct rasmikan spa Q tak petang tadi?
amir : mestila. Dato rohani kot nama dia. pastuh mar balik kl. Qis melayan perasaan kat tepi pantai. kene plak dngn lagu dia. ntah apa nama tajuk..
bos : Dato rohani tu eja kan???
iziq : Dato rohani tu ejala. ct mmg nama dia dato ct. Bos pebende ayat first tu??
bos : X. bukan Ox
amir : bos nak jd scientist. prof klump.
iziq : bukan2x aku ngn rhaiz dah bg nama "known"
amir : ape known? panggil ko atasincji kang. haha. tergelak aku tgk cite tu.
iziq : known singkatan knowledgeble. amirsinchi...
amir : no idea
iziq : sengal, simple english pun takpaham. cakap keling baru tau. bos tadi ko hntar abdullah ke?
bos : haah. aku hntr dia sbb hujan. aku ni passionate type of person.
amir : jngn passionate sngt.nnti org salah tafsir.wakaka.say no to gay. pelihara alam sekitar kita.
bos : opss silap ckp.compassionate lah.
amir : jngn risau a'ar dia suka yang berbulu je. ko bukan ade pun. hu..hu..hu.. ko tgk depan josephine. 1 time aku tgk dia takde mood nak belajar.
bos : haah ;ah.giler lah. mmg diorg takde mood. by the way abdullah tu abg bulu iziq.
iziq : takde kene mngene ngn aku lngsung
amir : abdullah maan yerk? yg gempal? puteh? dak master tuh?? yg but prjk ngn kamal?
iziq : yg tak gempal, x putehdak master tp x buat prjk ngn kamal tp buat ngn bos.
bos : bodohnye iziq, aku tido kat ruang tamulah. anyway abdullah ni x gmpal,hitam dak master gak.
amir : kurus 2 tinggi erk? kepala botak?
bos : x tinggi sngt.yg lain btl.
iziq : bukan x tinggi sngt tp mmg rndh pon. tp tinggi skt drpd org yang rndh.
amir : aku tau kot. yg mcm nigga tuh. ajar numec. yg ko masuk air ni napa iziq?
bos : bukanlah. dia bukan civil pon. tp mmg nigga lah. dia ambik mba
iziq : ko gile ke pae. aku elok2 duduk sblh bos ni. xda air pun berdekatan aku.
amir : kola gile.ko nak aku declare war macm a***n dngn n***n* ke?
iziq: ??????????BoRING!!!!
amir : boring dngn ape? nyanyi la lagu panas...
bos : ????
iziq ; ?????????? out of topic

sampai dah tak tau nak buat ayat ape lagi dah..kelas lama lagi..wargkh.......
ntr gambar yang di ambk....
aku nak mesej dr hashim la.bia terganggu dia nak ngajar. "halo dr,r u fine????,why so slow?????boring........"what class is this...so boring....wargkhhhhh...ngantoklo....sorry dr... tido dulu.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
josephine, wait 4 me...marilah kita belayar bersama-sama.memadu amara di lautan cina selatan.tah pape. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
argkhh korang.walau ape yang korang katakan.aku tetap dngn pendirian ku. dr hasin still the best. senyuman ni unukmu dr hashim. i will always 'love' u. ????????????

tamatnye kelas ni.ape lagi g makanla. bersama bos, nan wani and faliq g makan kat kedai sup keting yang berada di syeksen 7. ni semua d rekomenkan oleh amir.malangnye tak dapat makan sup keting.tapi hampa sebab dah habis. yang di makan adalah pakapau.kata menu istimewa tetapi rupenye??? nasi puteh bersama ayam masak kicap yang di cincang dengan telur goreng. special pekejadahnye tu.aergkh...........................................................................................................

Status Rhaizo dan Scha..

2009-01-06T20:28:00.003+08:00

Terkini! Bagaimanakah status Rhaizo dan Scha? Berikut adalah sumber berita yang dipetik daripada OHBULAN!.

(Gambar) Imej Gadis Melayu Baik Scha al-Yahya Berakhir Di Sini

January 5, 2009 by M

Dalam sebuah akhbar hari ini Scha al-Yahya sekali lagi menyatakan yang beliau tidak mahu di’kenali kerana bercinta dengan Fahrin Ahmad.

Namun, dua keping gambar selepas ini menimbulkan tanda tanya samada Scha al-Yahya sebenarnya sudah mempunyai teman lelaki lain dan Fahrin Ahmad sekali lagi berada dalam situasi ’syok sendiri’.

Scha al-Yahya di’khabarkan pernah menjalin hubungan dengan seorang juruterbang sebelum memulakan karier dalam dunia seni. Namun status hubungan mereka tidak di’ketahui samada masih hidup atau sudah terputus.

Yang pasti, imej ala-gadis baik Scha al-Yahya seolah-olah musnah dengan kemunculan gambar beliau di’peluk oleh seorang lelaki dalam sebuah majlis keramaian.

kiyuu: Jadi bagaimanakah status terkini mereka berdua? Mari kita mendapatkan komen terkini daripada pihak Rhaizo.

Rhaiz n Scha...

2009-01-05T17:59:00.001+08:00

Gambar ni di ambik oleh kawan kepada tuan punye camera ni kat Sunway,kalo tak silap aku. cube tgk gambar ni bebetul,scha buat-buat senyum sebab terpaksa bergambar ngan mamat ni.mamat ni confirmla senyum meleret yela gambr ngan scha,si fahrin pun dah bagi line.huhuhuhu

Kedai Gunting Rambut Nan

2009-01-05T17:50:00.002+08:00

Aku begitu bangga dengan kawan aku sorang ni.walaupun masih belajar di tahun akhir,dia telah membuktikan pelajaran tidak menghalang umtuknye memulakan perniagaan. kedai gunting rambut ni berdekatan dengan masjid selepas simpang putrajaya 1.marilah sesama kite potong rambut di kedai ini.huhuhuhuhu

The Flying Nan!

2009-01-01T13:56:00.010+08:00

These here are pictures fron the 2007 Facilitator Induction Camp at Meru, Klang. Upon arriving, we were given some instructions for the day and then stringh to the point... Flying Fox.

Disclaimer: - Some of the captions were made by Iziq-

serupa tapi tak sama.nasib baik aku lebih handsome,kata topeq dalam hatinye....
-Topeq and Kiyuu-

Argghhhh!! Mane tag aku??? Tag aku jatuhhhh!!!!nasib baik perut aku tak jatuh!!!!
-aL-

Kenape Alwyn pakai 2 tali je, aku kene pakai 3? Padahal aku 1 kilo je berat drpd die?
-Kiyuu-

Haiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaa!!!!!

-Rizk-

aku tak cukup berat,bende nitaknak bergerak....arrrrggkkkhhhhh!!!
-Rhaiz-

Yessss!!!! berjaya jugak aku.... erm... lepas ni kat mane aku nak gi tuka seluar huh? x selesa lah... dah basah.
-Rhaiz-

I belieeeeeeve I can Flyyyyyy!!!!!

-Nandos-

The Flying Nun!... ehhh... silap... Nan!
-Nandos-

push push push.1..2...3..push push push
-Topeq-

hehehehe.... Tade pape pon berlaku.... lepas ni boleh sambung buat cookies... yay!!
-Onny-

Watchaaaaa!!!
-CZY-

muat ke tali ni.argkhhh..tarik nafas..maintain..muat pun...
-Hafiz-

After the firefox session, we all had repelling session before going jungle trekking deep into the jungle. the very place where they blast the body of Altantuya Shariibuu.

Mari kita bermandi selut...

Kebosanan di kelas numec

2008-12-31T00:10:00.007+08:00

argkhhh...bosan gile kelas numec malam niii..sejam pertama jer boleh focus.jam menunjukkan baru pukol 9.10 mnt.lama lg nak kol 10.di sebabkan terlampau boring arar telah menyarankan tok mengambil gambar yang dirasakan menarik tok di ambik.start tu aku ngn arar dok ketawa terbahak-bahak dengan gelagat arar yang dok buat sinopsis setiap pergerakan yang bos lakukan.pecah perut gile...ni antara gambar-gambar yang sengaja dirakam..

iargkh..aku benci ko.rasakan penumbuk maut ku.eh macam tangan budak getah pun ade. huhuuhu

kembar siam.kepala terlekat sejak dilahirkan.

kuat lagi.argkhh leganye.sedapnye kene urut..awat terang sangat kelas ni...

eh ape ni, ni bag akula.tidakkkkkkkkkk

ape ko nak ni.takkan nak minta aku nye.ko nye sendiri tak de ke???????????? baik aku kepit kuat-kuat. takde orang leh ambik bag aku. bau ketiak pun baula.

aku keseorangn. terasing di kelas sendiri... cam sesuai je ngan lagu ni...

Sudirman

Terasing

Kegelisahan didalam kedinginan
Meniti sepi keseorangan
Sebuah kematian yang tiada bernisan
Sendu mengiringi perpisahan

Ruang nan luas diri bergerak bebas
Namun keupayaanku terbatas
Segala mimpi menjadi asing
Perit membakar diri

Sebuah cinta dan harapan
Menjadi debu berterbangan
Tersekat nafasku kabur pandangan mataku
Amat tersiksa diriku
Kerana kehilanganmu

Oh mengapakah terus mengharap menanti
Walau cukup kusedari
Kau tak kan kembali

Pemergianmu mengisi kekosongan
Biarpun dikau masih kuperlukan
Kita dikatakan pasangan bahagia
Kini terasing luka

akhirnye tepat kol 10 habis gak kelas ni. ketawa tak habis-habis lagi..bersantai di nims........

Good bye 2008 welcome 2009

2008-12-29T23:22:00.003+08:00

Sebelum tu aku ingin mengucapkan merry christmas kepada yang menyambutnye.dan selamat maal hijrah kepada seluruh muslimin dan muslimat.

2008 adalah tahun yang????? hmm tak taulah nak dikatakan.adekah tahun 2008 meruapakan tahun yang malang buat diriku? di awal kemunculan 2008 aku merupakan seorang pelajar tahun 3 ataupun sem 6 di UNITEN. takde kot yang menarik time awal-awal tahun. habis je sem tu aku terus memulakan industrial training aku. tah pe nama company ayng aku pilih ni. PRIMERCON SDN. BHD. aku sendiri tak pernah tau nama company ni,tp pak cik aku yang kenalkan company ni. disebabkan aku malas nak pke panjang,aku terima je dan aku telah pilih projek yang berdekatan ngn rumah aku.senang nak g dan balik. actually memang takde kerja pun time training.gile boring. yang aku tau kol 9 aku muncul diri aku kat site pastu dalam kol 1 ke 2 aku dah boring aku pon balik la ke rumah.huhuhuhuhu. minggu terakhir aku training aku g office kat kl,ingtkan kenele duduk seminggu kat situ,tapi jumpa bos dia kata dok sini takde keje.so dengan senang hati dia bagi aku cuti terus.huhuhuhu.so habsla training aku selama 3 bulan tu.camtu jerk.yang penting duit elaun aku dapat cukup 3 bulan.

seminggu selepas tu dah kene naik sem baru.tapi sekarang aku bergelar pelajar tahun 4.dah jadi senior ni.minggu pertama aku kene present balik apa yang aku buat time training.akhirnye training aku lulus ngn jayanye.ade ke yang fail training???? masuk naik tahun 4 ni bermakna aku kene pke pasal final year projek. time nak add tittle aku hanya dapat title yang kesepuluh dalam pilihan aku.hmmm nasibla dah dapat yang tu.aku di bawah Dr Rohayu...sem ni agak stress bg aku dan memember aku.mana taknye semua subjek yang di ambik ade projek memasing.tp biasele aku ni.semuanya last minit.untuk final year projek,sampai habs satu sem aku tetap tak paham pekejadah projek aku ni.aku just follow je pe yang dr nak.dia ajak g cameron aku g.padahal takde kene mngene ngn prjek aku.nama pun BODEK skill.tapi ape yang aku dapat.B+ gak yang dia bagi...b4 final paper semua prjek kene hntr.memang giler time tu.dahla nak jawab test lagi.projek pe lgi hancur kelebur la.semua main copy paste.nasib baikla member-member sume satu hati.habis je paper terakhir iaitu EIS semua gembira sakan.habis sem yang mengkusutkan kapla ni. time cuti dapat result sebelum naik sem baru, ha terkejut beruk tengk result.semua hampeh nak mampus.nasib baikla takde yang gagal.alhamdulillah...

pose dan raya tahun ni merupakan kali ke 22 aku menyambutnye.ye la umo aku pon baru 22. alhamdulillah pose penuh. macam biasela kerja aku time pose, aku kene masak sahur tok dk rumah-rumah aku. lauk berkuah yang aku tau masak hanya ade 3 jerk. masak sambal,masak kicap dan juga sardin. lauknye aku selang seli telor tak pon ayam.huhuhuhuhu.bebudak rumah aku time ni pon tolong gak,tolong potong bawang tak pun goreng ayam mahupun telor.tapi takdela setiap hari aku masak.dah malas makan lua gak. tok berbuka pose lak,selalunye g bazar.cam biase je bazar cam tahun-tahun lepas.makanannye same gak.sesekali makan best gak,makan nando's,kfc,mcd,chicken hertz ngn steam boat. sebelom raya,bende yang dibuat oleh semua org ialah shopping baju raya. kat mana yerk aku belin baju raya.owh ya aku beli kat jalan tar.time ni ngn ruz ngn nora.pastu selebihnye beli kat alamanda jeerk.time ni g ngn goey.gile tol shopping ngn goey.seperti tahun sebelum-sebelumnye rayaku di kampung halamna blah ibuku di kampung lubuk boy,yan kedah.tempat aku lahir tu.4 hari je kat sana, sebab lepas tu kene balik muar lak,kampung blah ayahku.lgpun cuti raya kali ni kejap jerk.seminggu jerk.pastu balk uniten.terima kasih kepada yang menjemput aku g open house sama ada aku g mahupun tak dapat g. thanks jame,fatin and especially Dr rohayu..hehehehe bodek time...

habis sem 1,aku cuti selama sebulan.tak sampai pun.3 minggu jerk.events yang paling menarik time cuti ialah wedding couzin aku.1 kazen aku kahwin.congrat abg long.semoga berbahagia hingga ke akhir hayat.bertambahla ahli keluarga aku.actually time cuti ni gak,batch aku time sek kar SAKTI dulu ade wat underground reunion.memulanye nak gi tp disebabkan masalah dalaman terpaksala cancel.aku dengar reunion berjalan ngn jayanye.bagusla....

akhirnye 1 hb 12 aku memulakan kehidupan ku sebagai seorang pelajar senior di UNITEN.maknanye sem akhir aku kalau semuanya berjalan ngn lancar. 5 tahun belajar kat UNITEN rupenye dah sampai ke penghujung. permulaanku tidak begitu baik.lagit tak selalunye cerah.atas kebodohan ku,aku telah melakukan kesilapan paling besar dalam hidup ku.seperti kene mimpi ngeri.bodoh sunggh aku.takpela aku tak nak pke benda tu.memng memeritkn bile mngingtkan.biarlah ia bersemadi seperti perginye tahun 2008.Ya tuhanku berilah peluang sekali lagi.(sesiapa yang membaca ni.baca jer dan tidak perlu tanye pape.) selain tu bulan ni juga aku kehilangan seorang ahli keluarga. tok su aku telah kembali ke maha esa.orang yang baru ku jumpa time raya,sudahpun tiada.semoga rohnya diberkati allah.amin...

hari ni 30 hb 12,maknenye tinggl sehari lagi melangkah ke tahun baru.sudah lebih kurang sebulan aku menjalani kehidupan ku sebagai student final sem.projek ku tetap camtu gak.cam takde perkembangan je aku rase.macam manala aku nak hbskan sem ni.sem ni gak aku kene belajar jadi consultant.company kumpulan aku dinamakan INTEGMA Consultans malaysia.aku ambik departmen transport.setiap minggu ade meeting.tah ape aku nak cakap nnti.semoga sem akhir ni akan berjalan dengn lancar.

kenangan 2008 yang diingati.....

PD ngn arechong and rhaiz (hntr bos)
jejalan ke melaka bersama family..naik eye on msia....
ke gua musang dan cameron(atas sebab FYP..kononye)
tgk formula one sepang...
wedding kazen aku
konvokesyen Yuyu di UTM
karaoke(banyak sngt la..selalunye ngn arechong)nama yang tak disebut jangan marah...
menonton wayang(ni pon ramai gak)
ape tah lagi aktiviti yang menarik...tak ingtla.

kepada kawan-kawan aku especially roomate aku yang dah tahun 3 berturut-turut, semoga persahabatan kita akan berkekalan sampai bebila.kenangan manis aku bersama-sama kawan aku akan diingati sampai bebila.kenangan manis aku dengn korang time tahun 2008 ni akan ku kenang sampai bebila.semoga tahun baro 2009 akan membawa seribu kebahagiaan yang baru kepada kita semua...

SELAMAT TINGGAL 2008, SELAMAT DATANG 2009..........

2nd tag from shahmi...

2008-12-29T22:07:00.003+08:00

shahmi,ni pasal wedding aku yang lama lagi pun nak tanye ke.takpele jwab jele....

1.How old are you?

22 tahun 7 bulan++

2. Are you single?

still single tapi tengah kawan ngn someone...

3. In what age do you think you’ll get married?

28... harap-harap dah ade calonnye la time ni

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now?

tak tau nak kata.kalau ade jodoh tak kemana.

5. If not, who do you want to marry?

dengan calon yang bakal muncul.sapele agaknye.tunggu jele kad kahwin

6. Do you want a garden/beach wedding, or the traditional wedding?

hmmm..moden wedding.impiannye nak wat kat hotel.kalo tak pun sewa dewan dahla.tapi nak tuka dewan tu betul-betul...

7. Your ideal motif?

harap-harap boleh wat yang grand.tapi takdele sampai cam artis.huhuhu

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?

yang ni kenela tanya bakal bini.haiyaaa...

9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite?

ntah yerk.nakkene jemput kawan-kawan,dr sek rendah ke sek men pastu ke uniten lepas tu mungkin kawan kerja lepas tu kawan yang ntah mana aku kenal.hehehehe.pastu tambah ngn ahli kuarga ayah dan mak aku, yang terdekat mahupun yang jauh tapi still jumpa. kawan-kawan mak aku ngn ayah aku.hmmm macam ramai jerk...

10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?

takdela sampai extravagant.yang pnting weddign tu boleh menjadi satu kenangn yang manis.

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own??

adat ke? hmmm kalo moden wedding campur ngn adat melayu leh tak.argkhh lantakla. barula ade kelainan.ape-ape yang patut la.takleh nak pke.

12. How many layers of cake do you want to have?

ha 3 cukupla.hua hua hua...

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or at a simple place?

kaloade rezki lebih buat kat hotel.kalo tak sewa dewan dahla.nak wat kat rumah malas nak kecah-kecah..

14. When do you want to get married, evening or morning?

soalan ni tak jelas la.nak angkat nikah atau majlis kahwin???kalo nikah petangla.pagi leh bersiap nak hafal ayat nikah.hahahaha.kalo majlis, pke-pke nak wat malam.kalo kat hotel la.kalo dewan wat macam biasela.dr pagi sampai petang.

15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?

papejele.kenapala soalan-soalan yang pepelik kua ni.iskhhhhhh

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your groom/bride?

kalo ade yang nak sponsor,semuanya leh jadi grand.so ade sesapa nak sponsor wedding aku?

17. Name the song/tune you’d like played at your wedding?

mestila lagu-lagu cinta.barula ade feel...

18. Are you a morning person or a night person?

dua-dua tak.hua hua hua

19. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?

binatang ape ni shahmi,malsla plk nak cr kamus cam ko shahmi.nenantila aku jawab.heheheheh

20. What age do you want to get married?

macam same ngn soalan no3 jerk.gi le refer kat soalan no 3 yerk.

21. Describe your ideal husband/wife.

ni ape yng ayah aku bg ceramah,baru je pagi tadi. nak cari bini kene cari yang bebetul,kalo boleh cari yang beriman,sebab kalo yang beriman dia leh jaga kita.yang lawa di luar tak semestinya lawa di dalam. yang berharta mungkin akan menyebabkan kita pening sebab mungkin banyak benda dia akan mintak.tapi kalo dapat semuanya lengkap itu bonus,tapi susah nak cari zaman sekarang.nila yang ayah aku cakap pagi td.hihihihi

kalau leh aku mmgla nak yang beriman.sape tak nak kan.aku suka yang manja tapi tak gedik.camne tu?tafsirla sendiri.aku suka yang rambut panjang.kalo boleh janganla rendah sangat.

22. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?

papejele.

23. Champagne or red wine?

sirap bandung.iksh iskh soalan ni.tukala minuman pe yang nak ke.

24. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?

honeymoon bebile jele.takkanla lepas wedding trs g.tak penat ke bersanding.huhuhuu.

25. Money or household item?

dua-dua aku nak.money tu dah salam bapak aku pepaham jele,house hold item nanti aku listkan yerk.hihihihihi...

26. Who will pay for the bills?
harap-harap aku takla menyusahkan keluarga aku...

27. Are you ready for married life?

lek lu.kene kuatkan mental dan fizikal dulu.

29. Will you always be true to your wife/husband? (where is question 28? haha)

insyaallah.adangkala kita takleh lari dari melakukan kesilapan.

30. How many kids do you like?

hmmm..yang penting ade anak laki dan perempuan.

31. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?

a new one laaa (same answer with shahmi)

32. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding, or diamond wedding?

ntahla.taktau nak kata.

33. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?

Malay Cuisine.(same lagi jawapan ngn shahmi)

34. Will you record your honeymoon in a cd or dvd?

mestila nak.nanti leh tunjuk kat cucu-cicit.kalo ade nak wat siaran langsung pon leh.huhuhuhu

So then.. the people I tag for this are...

1. acong(penting ni,ehtah sapele bakal bini dia)
2. rhaiz (dia kata dia taknak kahwin,yeyer je)
3. bos(sapekah pilihan hati dia, si bunga cameron ataupun RA Dr Rohayu..hahahaha)
4. faliq (adekah dia akan bersama dengan sidia????)
5. Melissa rina (ingt lagi tak time sek dulu???)

First tag from shahmi. :-(

2008-12-29T21:44:00.003+08:00

1. Do you think you’re hot?
Hot dog kot.ade ke yang rase aku hot..malunye.huhuhuu

2. Upload your fav picture of you.

3. Why do you like that picture?

sebab gambar makanan.sesekali dapat makan banyak-banyak best gak.time ni aku g makan kat chicken hertz dengn bonzer, hafiz besar dan juga bob..

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?

last month

5. The last song you listen to?

bunga cinta lestari - aku pasti datang

6. What are you doing right now besides this?

baca majalah ngan ym with awex(awek sob)...

7. What name you prefer besides yours?

nazmi, imzan(arechong pun dah tersasul nama ni time CCM,iziq...

8. People to tag:

1. arechong

2. faliq

3. bos

4. rhaiz

5. sesape jele yang rase nama dia best

9. Who is number one?

My family

10. Number three is having relationship with?

why three???????? yang sekarang ni kot.yeke no 3...hmmm

11. Say something about number five.
aku ade lima jari kaki dan tangan. dalam gang starz musin pertama aku suke kumpulan The Lima.tah pape je aku ni.yang penting lima.owh ya..jangan lupa sembahyang LIMA waktu...rukun islam ade lima dan yang kelima ialah percaya pada qada' dan qadar.

12. How about number four?

Empat pulak...4 hb 12, aku benci tarikh ni.argkhhh....lupakan semuanya...

13. Who is number two?

no 1,2,3 semuanya ibu kita yang ke4 ayah kita.betulkan?????

Tagged: Onny

2008-12-29T17:13:00.002+08:00

1. Do you think you’re hot?
- Nope. Not at the moment..

2. Upload your fav picture of you.
- I don't have one right now. Currently using another computer, so, can't upload it. :D

3. Why do you like that picture?
- Will update later.

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
- A long time ago. Last time when I went to PH, there's nobody came to my friends and I to take any order. So, after waited around 10 minutes, we decided to walk out.. and have our lunch at McD!

5. The last song you listen to?
- Wondergirls - Nobody

6. What are you doing right now besides this?
- Sms with group member.

7. What name you prefer besides yours?
- kiyuu.

8. People to tag:
1. Yohanis
2. Nand
3. Azrynn
4. Weipin
5. Intan

9. Who is number one?
- My long time friend. Since standard 1 I think?? Still friends until now.

10. Number three is having relationship with?
- Azrynn?? Don't know. I will ask her later.. :D haha

11. Say something about number five.
- She's a friend of mine since standard 6 I think.. Always with Amirah.. :D

12. How about number four?
- My classmate in Uniten. Status? I don't know. Perhaps she will tell me one day.. :D

13. Who is number two?
- Another classmate of mine. :D haha.. really nice to know her.